Well, gotta reset the Beason clock JPP never struck me as the smartest guy on the team but this is a new one. Fireworks accident, huh? Thankfully it doesn’t seem serious, some burns and maybe slight nerve damage in one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doug Martin apparently never went to high school because he doesn’t seem to get how nicknames work. You can’t give yourself nicknames, that makes you a tool, and simply invites people to mock you further with the one you already[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just in case you weren’t aware, Brock Osweiler is 6’7. He played basketball in high school too, which means the announcers of the world have yet another player with that particular tidbit that they can milk once or twice a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ANNUAL POST YOUR PUPPY PUNS TIME! The 2015 rookie class Barkus Mariota Dante Growler Jr Todd Grrr-ly Breshad Pomeranian Byron Bones Jameis Wishbone Stefon Diggs up the backyard Ron Ruffera Ben McAdoodle Jed Yorkie Joe Philbone Todd Food Bowels Bradley[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MS Paint is hard First off, did you read The Draw Play yesterday? Because if you didn’t, WHY NOT, THERE WERE IMPORTANT UPDATES. The Draw Play is on Patreon! To anyone who has already contributed to The Draw Play Patreon,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic #3 for Dez Bryant Pun Week! I have a friend who eats too much Taco Bell. He likes to talk about how much Taco Bell he eats. I know he’ll read this and I know he will feel no[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I originally wanted to make a comic about how Ryan Tannehill is bad but I’ll save it for an inevitable future game where he is bad to bring that up. This I guess is about the Browns. The ever expanding[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry if anyone expected a Missed Extra Points joke, I tried to make one but it went wide left. So here is a name joke that I actually made last week in prep for not having my tablet during thanksgiving.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
FUN FACTS! The Patriots have won 5 Super Bowls, and all of them have come against animal teams. Namely, birds. The Patriots hate birds. Are you a bird team? Don’t play the Patriots in the Super Bowl or get in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Raise your hand if you think this was the most forced bad pun I’ve ever done link me if you think I’ve done worse.
