I saw some people using the puppetmaster defense of Antonio Brown after he got his wish. That he was just acting like a total ponce in order to tank his value to get the trade and now that he got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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LOOK AT HIS FEET. LOOK AT ANTONIO BROWN’S FEET. THEY ARE A HORROR SHOW. Apparently Antonio Brown did not use proper footwear in one of those fancy rich athlete cryo-chambers and got frostbite on his feet. That’s such a diva[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Antonio Brown got traded to the Raiders I basked in the glory of the expected PUPPETMASTER defense. I saw not a tiny amount of fans gleefully rationalizing the drama Brown caused as calculated and purposeful so that he could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a hilarious nightmare Antonio has turned out to be. Though I must say right up front, I think a lot of this is on Mike Mayock too. Hard Knocks with the Raiders was an unfortunate disappointment overall. Hard Knocks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a whirlwind few days this was. Just insane. I’ve never seen anything so stupid. Why couldn’t this have happened a month ago to make our July less dull? The helmet stuff was dumb. The foot stuff was dumb. But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man this has been a hell of a week for the old guard of the NFL. So lets talk the Killer B’s. Remember them? Antonio Brown, Le’Veon Bell, and Big Ben. More or less hyped to be the class of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In these trying times we need to re-adjust our lives and our expectations. Contact with other humans is now dangerous, and can not be allowed. Therefore we must further adjust our heroes and our legends. No longer will tough tacklers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fare thee well, Mr Big Chest. You gave us the most spectacular meltdown of a player we may have ever seen. I will miss you. Until you “come back” like week 3, don’t find a suitor you like, and retire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Though as I write this JuJu hasn’t actually signed anywhere yet, meaning there is still a very small chance I am soon revealed to be booboo the fool, he has informed his Steelers teammates he plans to sign elseware and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’d have asked me at the beginning of the season which notable player would get busted using a fake vaccine card, Brown might have been my first choice. Glad to know some people just fit right into the stereotype[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…