RIP Airship Elite Moneys. We hardly knew yee. The Defenders have regained an advantage over the Offenders. The Offenders still control most of the elite money surplus. The world has gone that way. Once, things were different. Quarterbacks weren’t so important.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Admit it, you forgot about Laremy Tunsil and you haven’t thought about him for a while until you read this. So I’m sure this is a little out of left field, but it was just a thought I had one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MONEY PLOT TWIST! So last week I was browsing NBA news and I saw the reports of James Harden’s new contract. James Harden is going to make over 200 million dollars. Steph Curry also just got paid similar dough. Suddenly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The new chapter of the Money Saga has begun. The war between offense and defense is over. Now the quest to to create money continent begins in the wastes of Michigan. Matthew Stafford has apparently already broken Derek Carr’s record[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love week 1. It’s always full of crazy nonsense that we can’t really parse yet because we still have no idea what teams are actually good or bad and what was a fluke. But even if the Bengals, Texans,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m a fan of a team that’s had relatively good success over the past two decades. I’ve been fortunate that way. I know my perspective may not be exactly in tune with what the Bills fanbase might have gone through[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess I have to pull myself out of my booze hole and laugh at other teams before I go back to my room and cry some more. This was supposed to be the Wednesday comic, before Beckxit happened. Fucking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel bad for social media people. Full disclosure: I am one. Not just the stuff I do for this site, which is mostly just shitposting on twitter, but an actual social media manager/content specialist at my day job. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears handling of the QB situation so far has been…weird. Signing Dalton was one thing, kind of a questionable move when QB was a huge need but the free agency market doesn’t exactly give you the top echelon of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have 100% confidence that the Panthers new head coach Dave Canales got the job by selling himself on the ability to fix Bryce Young. His resume was that of a young smart offensive mind who was there when Geno[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
