Andy Dalton is the most red haired person I have ever seen in my life. Merry Christmas from The Draw Play! This would have been Tuesday’s comic but I recently bashed my pinkie in on my drawing hand and it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been too long since we stopped in on Joe Flacco, goober extraordinaire and his fort of elite moneys. Andy Dalton got hella paid. Lots of people were dissing the Bengals for it, but the contract turned out nicely and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some Texans players made fun of JJ Watt for being a boring football robot who never does anything fun. Watt responded by saying that his only goal was to be good at football and all that fun could come later.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve always had a soft spot for Andy Dalton. Don’t know why, maybe because I have a soft spot for the Bengals in general. But I’ve always liked Dalton, and I always hated that it seems like no one noticed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pro Bowl remains pointless and terrible, and the sooner the NFL realizes this the sooner we might get something better. While last year seemed like a step in the right direction of at least making the pro bowl watchable, it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been patiently waiting this whole offseason for the moment Wilson or Luck finally gets the big paycheck so I could make a continuation of the Fort Elite Money running gag I’ve had going since Flacco’s contract, but instead of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans. To be…continued? Suck it poors
Well so much for the Bengals. They had a good run. At least this year when the Bengals get ousted in the wildcard round it’ll be Andy Dalton’s fault in a different way. Yeah okay maybe I’m being pretty pessimistic here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Each year Flacco’s contract feels less and less ridiculous. Flacco may have gotten obscenely paid, but he won a damn Super Bowl for that cash. Each QB to get paid since has more or less earned it, to varying degrees. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
