So Andrew Luck’s first pass ever was a TD. Cue the hype. Nevermind that it was a tiny 5 yard dumpoff pass that Donald Brown took 70 yards against a terrible Rams defense in a meaningless preseason game. Everyone still[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry there was no Tuesday comic. I’m sick as a dog this week.
Man, the Colts …voodoo… ran out. You need a lot of things to win in the playoffs. You need a good team, good coaches, good gameplans and usually, just a little bit of…good fortune. But fortune did not favor the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dorky QBs are my favorite. Maybe because the alpha doof quarterback is on my favorite team, but I love goobers who play football good. What makes a QB a goober QB? – Not terribly attractive, but maybe in a “awwww[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Andrew Luck looks like a higher power was playing an RPG and at the build character screen he put all his points into intelligence and physical tools, giving no points to charisma or looks. His voice sounds like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe one day Andrew Luck won’t look like the missing link, and I hope that day never comes. Every time I go to watch a game now, I get 3 commercials every commercial break (so 50 times per half). Russell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you only read this comic and don’t follow my other work you might not know I’ve been doing a weekly cartoon feature for uproxx this NFL season. The gimmick is that I pick each game’s winner, and if I choose wrong, I have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
RIP Airship Elite Moneys. We hardly knew yee. The Defenders have regained an advantage over the Offenders. The Offenders still control most of the elite money surplus. The world has gone that way. Once, things were different. Quarterbacks weren’t so important.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since I made that Jags Gus Bus comic the Jags are 2-0 and the first win came in the UK against the Colts. Chuck Pagano deserves to be on the hot seat just as much as Gus. This is how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
