I had a substantial irrational hatred for Kevin Kolb for years, for a few reasons:
1. He was on the Eagles
2. No one ever called him Korn on the Kolb but me and I’m still convinced that’s the best nickname ever.
3. He has the most punchable face in all of football. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.
I would sacrifice my drawing hand if I could drive it 20 mph into that face with extreme prejudice.
But last week Kolb took a knee to the back of his head and the resulting concussion might force him to retire. Honestly, I feel pretty bad for him. Sure, he got a ton of money because someone on the Cardinals convinced themselves he was worth lots of money, so he should be okay, but still, the guy might be done and he never really had a fair chance to fail miserably on his own.
Stuck on an Eagles team behind McNabb, he finally got his chance, only to go out with a concussion. Vick comes in, has the season of his life, and Kolb is stuck on the sidelines. Andy Reid manages to fleece the Cardinals into trading for Kolb, and Kolb ends up in Arizona behind a historically bad offensive line. He’s unable to keep healthy both years, and last year he was hit so hard his ribs detached from his sternum. He was sacked over 8 times two games in a row. Kolb never had a chance.
Arizona burnt to the ground and in an effort to rebuild, Kolb left to go to Buffalo, a team without a proven starter anywhere in sight. Then the Bills draft EJ Manuel, and Kolb gets concussed, again. Concussions have haunted him his whole career. He’s probably going to need all that Arizona money to pay his future medical bills. Kolb never had a chance to just flop on his own, or succeed. The Cardinals did okay with him back there. Behind a good line he might have become a decent QB. Now? He’s just Korn on the Kolb.
But I still want to punch him in the face.
Best. Comic. Ever.
You’d probably give him a concussion if you punched him in the face.
At this point I’d probably end up killing him
Most punchable face? How quickly we forget Jimmy Clausen. (The quicker the better, really)
Clausen has the face I’d most want to bludgeon with a tire iron or another blunt object. I wouldn’t risk the well being of my hands on that mug. Kolb though? Kolb has a cushy douche face that looks soft and inviting for fists
Does this mean that you will make comics daily for this year’s NFL season?
Not sure how you arrived at that conclusion, but no. That would be a terrible strain on my wrist. I don’t do this comic for a living so it’s a spare time thing.
If it’s any consolation, I also called him Korn on the Kolb.
still has nothing on shane battier for purely punchable face
As you said, Arizona burnt to the ground, in order to rebuild. Does that make them like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes??
I guess you where right!
Dude was a hell of a lot of fun to watch at U of H and it bummed me out he never really got a chance. That being said, yeah, I’d punch him twice.
I’m pretty sure Chris Berman calls him Korn on the Kolb which is probably why nobody else does it.
Most punchable face in the NFL is a tight battle between Kolb, Kaepernick´s smug ugly mutt and the Supreme Bro-Douche known as Matthew Stafford
That pic makes him look like a bizzaro Fred Durst.
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