Westeros Week 2: The Castle Black Crows get ready
Apr08
on April 8, 2015
at 12:01 am
Westeros Week Continues!
Damn Wildlings and their ice hockey. Players skating everywhere all at once, punching and fighting with no honor. So uncivilized.
Savages is right, hockey should have never come to anywhere south Of Delaware. Florida should not have the same amount of teams (lightning and panthers) as the place hockey was created, Ontario (maple leafs and senators).
Modern hockey was created in Montreal.
My bad, but that means my home state has twice as many teams as the province that created hockey. Seriously, just how and why did hockey have a SOUTHEAST DIVISION and give Atlanta 2 teams that just eventually found more economic success in much smaller, Canadian markets (Calgary Flames in 1980 and the rebirth of the Winnipeg Jets in 2012). Also when a MLB player can afford to buy ownership of whole NHL team (over the course of his 13 year contract) in the same market (Miami Marlins player Giancarlo Stanton’s contract is worth more than the entire Florida Panthers organization). One last example of how little people care about hockey here in Florida, I didn’t know that hometown lightning won the Stanley Cup until 2010 (they won it in 2004) but I knew that the Tampa Bay Storm won their 5th arena bowl the next day after it happened in 2003. I was born in November 1997 by the way and I’m a massive Tampa Bay Storm fan.
I had to look up my hockey facts on Wikipedia, so it might be a little wrong, and the only way I know I know about the Nhl is because I see highlights on sports center sometimes
Insert Slow Clap meme here
g’day dave, fan of yours from australia. love your work mate 🙂
does sexy rexy get to QB a team in the WFL considering dragons etc?
if so, is every play a deep ball?
also, wondering how JJ wildman would go with Australian wildlife?
all the best mate, keep it up
I was kinda hoping that the wildmen would be more… Canadian
Hard to get more Canadian than ice brawling
If this were 1998, you could have done a strip on Doug Flutie, who was driven to exile north of the wall and found great success, returned south and won the loyalty of his men through his brilliance on the field, only to be replaced by the favored son of their Lord (who promptly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory)…
That’s why the bills will never make the playoffs, because they forgot their Flutie Flakes
We have never forgotten.
Sam out here looking like Andrew Luck.
this owns
YES YOU DID IT!
Oh no. He’s being that guy.
That guy who acts superior…because he does NOT like football.
Has Jon studied the playbook though? Anonymous sources have told WSPN that he “knows nothing” and it’s hard to imagine that won’t adversely impact the gameplan for the Crows.
This was fantastic. I love the hockey reference.
Good thing I was on my Birthday Hockey Roadtrip when this one came out. Tuesday 4/7 in Detroit and Thursday 4/9 in St Louis.