Welcome Back Our One True Love
Sep06
on September 6, 2018
at 12:01 am
The long wait is over. All the bullshit, all the turmoil, all the depression and the sadness and the anger that has surrounded the NFL…it’s still there, but at least the one good thing about it is back is back: the actual games. For 3 hours tonight, we get to watch football. Terrible things can still happen. Maybe the game will suck. Maybe they’ll call dumb penalties. Maybe the Eagles will win. It’ll still be a game of football, and for that, we are thankful.
Welcome back, you glorious violent mess. I can’t quit you.
Yet.
Quit making me want to though seriously
MONEY COMIC ON SATURDAY OKAY I ALWAYS I HAVE TO DO A WELCOME BACK FOOTBALL COMIC IT IS TRADITION
So there’s Rodgers, Donald, Mack, and I feel like there should be some debate over whether OBJ deserves a place on the NCC-84M. He’s getting about the same as Bortles and he’s the first non-QB, non-pass-rusher in the Money Saga.
I think the threshold was $100M on the deal though.
Was looking forward to the ‘Welcome back’ comic even more than the next Money Wars one! HOORAY FOOTBALL!!!
(but like Dave said, stop making me feel so guilty for loving you…srsly)
This game is exciting because a) its the first ACTUAL game since February and b) We don’t know if Nick Foles will be good or bad, my guess is bad
Let there be football!
Nick Foles is best when he doesn’t start the season as the starter. I think they should run (looks up who’s behind Nick Foles) Nate Studfield (who?) for a single play then give the reigns back to Foles.
Is that a young Bill Belichick in a Jets hoodie? Just wondering if anyone had anything to say about the whole Le’Veon Bell saga now that it seems his O-Line is turning on him a bit?
Oh man Helga is so hot. Bet she would have shown up on time instead of being an hour late like football was.
“Terrible things can still happen. Maybe the game will suck. Maybe they’ll call dumb penalties. Maybe the Eagles will win.”
NOSTRADAVEUS
I am a prophet of bad football fear my power
Could even you have predicted that the Falcons would run 12 plays inside the Eagles’ 10 and only go to Julio Jones once? Or that the refs would get the catch rule dead wrong and then fail to make up for it on replay not once, but twice?