Wake and Suh Show off
Jul09
on July 9, 2015
at 12:48 am
Those name puns were suggested to me by a fan and I thought them too perfect to pass up. I also jumped on the idea to do a Dolphins comic, who are one of the teams I tend to neglect. Maybe because the Dolphins have the world’s blandest oatmeal for a coach.
Anyway Wake and Suh should totally use these monikers because they fit so well and if they combine for a sack the celebration could be glorious until Goodell fines Suh for it.
Can we get Chad Henne back for a couple of days just so they can do that to his useless ass?
Or Pat White, Cleo Lemon, Trent Green, A.J. Feeley, Ray Lucas, Jay Fielder, Brian Griese, John Beck, Dante Culpepper, Scott Mitchell, Joey Harrington, Sage Rosenfiels, Gus Frerotte, and of course, Chad Pennington.
Hopefully EarthWake and SuhNami can do that to Tom Brady at least 10 times.
C’mon, not Green and Pennington, they were half-Any Good. Trent was only forced out by one bellringer too many, and Chad P got us our first AFC East title in donkeys’ years. And definitely not Gus. He’s almost our own Sexy Rexy.
The rest – yeah, open season.
Fine, I’ll take Gus back. Not Chad though because he played for the Jets. And I thought Trent got injured in his only appearance (wk 1 2007)
No, he made it through four games in the regular season before the Texans – whom we have STILL beaten – took him out in Week 5.
I was at the Giants game in Wembley. I should have put some money on losing by 3. Way that the first seven weeks went, we lost by a field goal, double digits, field goal, double digits, field goal, double digits and double digits. In that order. We were always gonna lose a squeaker – could have made a bloody fortune.
DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT
*never beaten
Not even the best defensive line in their own division…
See, now you’ve just gone and made it about football.
Then who is? Sheldon Richardson or Marcel Darius? What are u smoking
Well, I would day the line with 3 Pro Bowlers (Dareus, Kyle and Mario Williams), and the first line ever the have all four members crack the player voted top 100 list. Maybe Suh and wake are better on their own than Mario and Dareus (though I’d contest that) but as a position group it ain’t close. And that’s not getting to your laughable LB group.
Yeah, the linebackers are our weakest unit. But the Phins front 4 is still better than Buffalo. (Same goes for thethe secondary)
Tanny face down in a vat of Sexy Rexy. Seems legit.
It’s his vengeance for last year
Anyone who played any sport in high school who didn’t have a celebration like this for special occasions a liar.
The goofy nickname and pose part, not the “drown your teammate” part. That part is fun too though.
This post is especially funny because of your screen name.
I can totally see Suh giving someone a Gatoraid swirlie… and then stomping on their face. That said those two using personalized earthquake and tsunami monikers especially as hashtags would likely get them into the same hot water as Ceap with his whole Stormscoming malarky…
Wake is aware of the Earthwake and Suhnami nicknames (as is presumably Suh). He got asked in an interview what he thought about them and he gave a diplomatic answer that sounded like he didn’t like them but he didn’t want to say so, either.
This is the epitome of well-executed duos
Palm tree lined football fields, I love it.