Vontaze does the Twist
Twist and shout (Twist and shout)
C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, Olsen, now (Come on Olsen)
If they catch me I’ll get thrown out (get thrown out)
Well, work it on out, Cammy (Work it on out)
Your ankle twists so good (twists so good)
You know you gonna be scream’n, now (Gonna be scream’n)
On the field so loud (on the field so loud)
Well, shake it up, Flacco, now (Shake it up, Flacco)
Your dick knocked me out (Knocked me out)
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, Flacco, now (Come on Flacco)
Come on and whip that steel on out (Whip it out)
You know I twist your little foot (Twist, little feet)
You know they twist so fine (Twist so fine)
Fall down and twist a little closer, now (Twist a little closer)
And you’re on IR (I’ll put you on IR)
Well, fine me up, Goodel, now (Fine me up, Roger)
Lie and shout (Lie and shout)
That you care about our safety now (Care that we’re safe)
I hope Rice knocks you out(Knocks you out)
Well, twist it, twist it, twist it, baby, now (Twist it up baby)
Well, twist it, twist it, twist it, baby, now (Twist it up baby)
Vontaze Burfict was caught on camera twisting Greg Olson’s ankle, and Cam Newton’s ankle (the one he had surgery on, no less). I think Olsen left the game, too. Basically Vontaze is a jerk. Somewhere, Suh and James Harrison nod and laugh. If Burfict doesn’t shape up now he’s going to become the new Suh. After this Burfict is going to have a microscope on him at all times, just like Suh and Harrison did, and anything he does will be fined and get him suspended. Vontaze is stupid. I think a lot of this happens at the bottom of the pile (Michael Strahan described even worse in his book) but it’s hard to notice, but Vontaze did it very much in the open and when unnecessary, so even if this is a common thing he’s not getting away with it anymore. I did like that he got fined less than Jimmy Graham got fined for dunking the goalposts (25k to 30k) and that no suspension came, and that his next infraction will involve a trip to league headquarters, like a trip to the principals office. This isn’t Vontaze’s first fine, yet it still seems like the NFL is prioritizing goalposts over not intentionally trying to injure another player.
On the plus side, it’s been a few weeks since the NFL screwed up a punishment and had bad PR, my torch and pitchfork were getting cold.
PITCHFORKS, GET YER PITCHFORKS HERE!
COTTON CANDY. GET YOUR COTTON CANDY. CANNOT HAVE A RIOT WITHOUT YOUR COTTON CANDY.
I’LL TAKE 6!
I knew you’d do one for my man Vontaze! Nice work on the lyrics, as well.
Stuff like this happens all the time, unfortunately. I am admittedly biased as a Bengals fan, but it seems this whole situation was amplified by Burfict’s already bad reputation.
Tough to have a fast-paced, violent sport with 22 adrenaline-powered monsters of men and try and limit the kinds of violence that’s allowed, but damn it if we aren’t trying!
So disappointed to see this – not just because it always sucks to see anyone intentionally try to injure another player, but because it just seems like it’s SO Bengals. I remember when Burfict’s draft status plummeted during his senior season at AZ St. due to his myriad problems, the Bengals signed him as a FA and I just though, “Of course they did.” Then surprise! He was a great player, didn’t disrupt the locker room, and was a decent teammate and citizen. It was SO NOT Bengals!
I hope this is a blip on the radar, not the beginning of the end. But then again he did get P-A-I-D before this season, so he’s likely done with good behavior.
lmao i had a concussion n shit thought cammy cams leg was a blunt wrap LOL
IM VONTAZE BURFICT NOT U U LITTLE COPYCAT
Both of you guys need to quit pretending to be me, c’mon now..
vontmaze owe me 2 bluntwraps so bjs calqlotion meaning u all owe BJ 3 bluntwraps lol
BIG BJ RAJI FOR THE TOUCHDOWN
Which QB has the most powerful body part: Joe’s titanium dick, Brady’s beautiful, shape shifting hair, Peyton’s immeasurable forehead, or Fitzpatrick’s magically manly beard?
Also, a moment of silence for my Orioles. I now have no attention for other sports until the Superbowl finishes.
I would never have guessed Vontaze Burfict was a Beatles connoisseur.
As a Bengals fan I find this comic inaccurate and offensive. No one on the Bengals caught Cam from behind last Sunday.
I would pay any amount of money to see Burfict break Tom Brady’s ankles.
Dam you take a loss hard lets see if harvins ankles or hips or watevr else holds up
And nice web update david