The Uprights Go Back To Work
Jan07
on January 7, 2019
at 12:01 am
Cody Parkey is a legend.
I cant believe this little one off I made in November came home to roost in such a way. Can’t believe it.
not gonna lie I might still be very sporadic with updates. On top of the taxi accident I was in last week leaving me with bruised ribs, my terrible cold wont fucking die so i’m stuck coughing and sneezing with hurt ribs and i’m fucking miserable so please continue to have patience you wonderful souls.
He’s still an Eagle at heart 🙂
Video shows that it might have been slightly tipped. That said, I prefer to think he missed it because the sheer volume and quality of Memes that it has generated (the Birdbox ones are the best) has brought tears to my eyes for their magnificent savagery.
Thank you Internet. You remain undefeated. You did not let me down.
*Shows the uprights* Eagles defensive player of the week.
i just want to thank the Bears and Colts for ruining my bracket
I remember saying right before the kick, “Oh come on, icing the kicker never works”
I guess it does when Cody Parkey is kicking.
How many times does it have to work for people to stop saying this? Icing Parkey was the right call. The look on his face during the timeout was enough to see that.
It works both ways which is to say it is all up to the kicker. I have seen equal times where the kicker missed the first one but make the second try so it is all superstition
That doesn’t mean it’s all superstition. It more likely means the kicker’s mindset is very important.
Statistically, it not only doesn’t work, but may actually be good for the kicker. Which is not to say this wasn’t hilarious.
Statistically it doesn’t work. Basically most kickers want to be iced close enough to the snap so they still get a practice kick.
I would say the kickers mindset is the same on either kick. Either way the coaches win and lose based on their timeoits
Meanwhile, Robbie Gould just led the league in field goal percentage.
Its almost as though the Bears really didnt think that one through. I remember adding him in all my Fantasy Teams when he went to the Niners as I felt he was still one of the top 5 kickers in the league.
Get well soon
I can hear bears fans now, but but can they review it
Dream Scenario: Colts and Chargers advance into the AFC Championship Game. One of the leagues biggest games is being played in a 27,000 seat soccer stadium.
Eat shit Goodell
Those two don’t necessarily need to be related, Goodell should eat shit regardless.
Now that I think about it, it doesn’t matter who wins the Chargers-Patriots game. If the Patriots win, they’ll probably advance to the Super Bowl because they’re the Patriots. So either way Goodell is getting fucked.
Technically it’s a win-win, but I would assume more people hate the Pats more than Goodell so I’m sure a lot of people would prefer the Chargers to win.
Maybe we should get a Parkey-Uprights series. Also, we need a comic about the Ravens butterfingers. Hope you get well soon, take your time Dave.
Only Phil Dawson makes that kick. Especially against bird-themed teams.
I see what you did there
So this is the prequel of the first Goalpost comic?
I can the optimism in Mr. Goalposts eyes all the way until the end. Then…..fear.
His smile and optimism: gone
Because he is about to be double doinked
Cody Bartman is a non-person. That is all.
Double Doink vs. Butt Fumble, FIGHT!
Eh, let’s see if the double-doink wins Worst of the Worst for a few months in a row, then we’ll talk.
Until then, the Buttfumble reigns supreme! If they hadn’t retired it, it would probably still be winning every week.
Maybe if they add a third upright in the middle…?
I actually like it make a narrower upright within the upright for 4 pts or two pts on pats
Hope you get better man!
Nick Foles is just three wins away from beating Tom Brady twice in the super bowl, guaranteeing him a spot in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Crazy to think about. Also, Dwayne Haskins declared for the draft and I can’t wait for him to be the next Giants starting QB. Him, Barkley, Odell, Engram and Shepard will be fun.
If only this comments thread allowed images. The Memeage that Parkey has received this week has been Amazing.
Oh and Clemson beat Alabama so hard, their 2021 team will take the field still covered in bruises.
Clemson beat Alabama harder than my dad beats me.
Pretty sure i still can’t believe that happened on Sunday. Wow. What a game…
Poor Parkey…his NFL career is likely done now. I do feel bad for the poor guy.