Tim Tebow Confesses Belichick Broke Him
I’ll never pass up an opportunity to rib old Teebs. I don’t even hate the guy, he seems nice, I hate the fans. But he’s so fun to mock. Tebow was such a bizarre football figure, probably the closest thing Football will ever have to Beatlemania. Only instead of screaming crowds of teenage girls wetting themselves because Paul was just so cute, it was screaming crowds of people who didn’t understand football insisting that Tebone was actually good at the NFL level when all evidence proved otherwise.
Timmy is releasing a new book because of course he is, and in it he mentions how much he got gut punched by Bill Belichick cutting him. It’s kind of hilarious. Belichick grabbed Tebeau after his stint with the Jets went rather poorly and gave him a chance. Timmylicious bought in. When he was offered a big endorsement deal, he turned it down so he could follow Bill’s desired example. Then Billy laughs manically and cuts him loose to wither and earn millions on ESPN for a couple years before he got starry eyed again and managed to get cut by the Eagles and now sucks at baseball instead. He should stick to doing Jesus stuff, seems like the only thing he can manage to do at a professional level.
First off, Teebs wasn’t wrong to be hurt, Belichick totally did him dirty. Telling someone to avoid the endorsements and such to be part of the team culture and then cutting him immediately is so hilariously dickish, but with Bill, hardly unprecedented. I think Bill has probably jettisoned players for less. I heard Richard Seymour farted in his office once, two days later, Oakland. Wes Welker double dipped a chip at the Christmas party. Contract not renewed. Jamie Collins didn’t appreciate Muffins. You better appreciate Muffins.
One day, Tim Tebow saying or doing literally anything will finally not be worth a story. Probably still a few years away from that moment though. It did make me wonder how many players have actually had similar heartbreak stories to Tim Turbs, stories we’ll never hear because 99% of players never get half the attention Timmsy Terblow got.
That is an absolutely tiny football in the third panel.
I’m pretty sure that’s the normal size of a Patriots ball.
A+
Good grief, I remember First Down talking about him, that’s how long he’s been around.
First Down ceased printing just before the first Wembley game in 2007.
*Thumbs up icon* for the First Down mention.
Goddamnit! More Tebow memes on TDP
You have Tebow writing with his right hand, feel shame!
I liked Tebow, when the team won it was by some inexplicable magic, it was fun, but it’s over.
How to be a great QB: play Bills/Jets/Dolphins 2x a year.
Yeaaaaaaaaap.
How to be a great qb: Play the Texans, Titans, and Jaguars twice a year.
Hordor sumed up in 1 sentence
I’m impressed with how many permutations of Tebow’s name you were able to throw into that last paragraph.
His real family name is “Thibault”, you know.
I’ll always like Tebow but his best shot was at Tight End and he was too stubborn. At least he’s on sec gameday now, I like listening to him and making fun of baseball Tebow.
Logan Thomas is giving tight end a shot, so we’ll see what happens when a similar player swallows his pride.
Nobody said he could catch or block
Logan Mankins blinked during a meeting. Tampa Bay.
I know he said/mentioned those things in the interview (Be TB12’s backup, learn, maybe have a chance after he retires), but did he actually BELIEVE THOSE THINGS? If so, that’s pretty damn delusional.
Belichick found out Tebow didn’t like dogs
I like how Dave keeps hating on Brady. Plays in the AFC East. Then conveniently forgets Manning played in the AFC South. Smh. Keep hating, it feeds Brady.