The Sunday Routine Of The Bengals Fan
Nov27
on November 27, 2020
at 12:01 am
I don’t even know what to say. Poor Joe. I just hope he doesn’t end up RG3’d.
The best I can hope for is the front office is thrown out the window right away and they save Burrow for a 2022 return while spending all next season building up everything else. We all know that won’t happen, but I guess hope is all we got. Burrow is so fun and I loved watching him. This is such a bummer.
watch them still beat the Giants on Sunday somehow
EDIT: They didn’t!
HOUSH!!!!!
the fuck is a houshman dzadeh
bless you
https://seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tjhoush.jpg
fuck that was really fucking racist of me
apologies
thems some great-looking nooses! stamp tool?
I downloaded a rope brush because drawing ropes from scratch is a pain in the ass and I draw nooses often enough to make it worth it
>and I draw nooses often enough to make it worth it
That’s a funny way of bragging that you have the best webcomic.
you finally answered a process question! I WINNNN!
He should bounce back better than RGIII did, because Burrow isn’t built on being a supreme athlete.
But it sucks. It really sucks.
Was thinking the same thing. He could move in the pocket and everything, but the game plan with Burrow wasn’t 30+ plays of run option.
Absolutely. He’s primarily a pocket passer, but he moves well when he needs to. He’ll come back fine next year.
Cincy needs to fall apart for the rest of the year, draft Sewell at the top then mostly defense, actually make moves in FA, and they probably triple their win total next year.
My completely non-professional opinion is that RGIII’s demise was not due to him being a supreme athlete. The problem for him is that he was placed back on the field clearly hobbled, and then got double-injured all the way.
Supreme athlete or not, if Joe Burrow took a huge shot to the knee while in rehab and tangled his tendons into oblivion, he’d never throw the ball the same way again. For his sake, I hope they manage his recovery properly.
Agreed on RGIII. That fumbled snap where he tried to go right but his legs went left… hurts to watch. He had no business being on the field with his knee hanging on by a thread like that.
Shanahan killed his playing career as he knew it. It was the case of a young, promising rookie with his whole career ahead of him, paired with an aging coach who didn’t have much time left and felt a sense of urgency to win now.
Hopefully he has a quick recovery.
And then once his obligation to the Bengals is done, he signs with the Steelers right as Ben’s on the way out the door, giving him an O-line that can protect him and twisting the knife in Cincy just a bit more.
MAN, i hate the steelers, but this WOULD BE hilarious, so yessssss.
Lamar has covid please make this into an alternate ravens theme
Is that Bengals fan just you but chunkier?
I did not agree to have my likeness used is this factual docu-comic!
WHO D’oh!
DIAF Mike Brown.
This hurts me more than you think. Burrow was my fav college QB of all time. I LIVE IN CINCY! I watched him get Carson Palmered. I hate it! But my Browns loyalty says, ha!
I thought it would take a couple of seasons before Joe Burrow got Carson Palmer’d but I guess that was being far too kind to Cincinnati’s OL. What a damn shame. What do the Bengals even do from here? Obviously Zac Taylor needs to go immediately, but what then? Burrow won’t be ready until mid-2021, and likely won’t play again until 2022 (assuming 2021 is a lost season). So when he comes back, with a knee injury of that nature, you obviously have to wonder if he’s even going to be the same passer by that point.
I mean at least we have Justin Herbert. No way the Charger– Aw fuck. Come on man.
Unrelated but the way the NFL is handling the situation with Denver is an absolute joke. They have no active QBs for Sunday and the NFL seriously went, “COVID, shmovid, play the former college QB converted to practice squad WR! What could possibly go wrong?!”
If Kansas City, Tampa Bay, or Baltimore’s entire QB room caught COVID, I could guarantee that those games would get moved immediately. Denver? Nah, go out there and deal with it. Hell, even New England got their game against Denver moved after COVID Cam showed up to town and Gilmore tested positive.
With all that being said, maybe it’s time for the mascot GM to give the Sheriff a call. Let him show the world who the true GOAT is.
It’s looking more and more like they’re going to have to add a buffer week or two to the schedule before the playoffs to get all the games in. I figure making the Broncos play with no QB is one last attempt to avoid that… I don’t know who still has a bye left but probably not many teams. Lookin’ forward to some more Tuesday games and a March Super Bowl.
I think what they should do also is find currently unsigned players, maybe 2 or 3 for each position and lock each of them in their own separate quarantined rooms and feed them and only let them out if there’s a need on any of the 32 teams and they can immediately fill in wherever. Not too far off from what the XFL was trying to do this past spring with “Team 9” really (except for that whole locking them up thing).
That was inevitable, honestly. The NFL seriously thought they could go a full season without dealing with any major outbreaks even though they play the season right around the time COVID cases were set to start spiking again. Now everything is falling apart and they have no idea what to do. Obviously Baltimore and Denver are in complete shambles right now, but then you have the most recent news out of Santa Clara (maybe the 49ers go back to Candlestick for a little while? lol). It might be a good thing though, since it means that we move to the 16 team playoff system for a year, and in a year like this, I have no problem with more playoff football. Shoot, maybe my Pats will sneak in at 7-9 and pull off a BS win against Pittsburgh.
Having a “Team 9” option is a pretty good idea, honestly. Only problem is the part about locking them up lmao. Don’t know if too many guys would be thrilled about getting locked in a room for a few months just to possibly fill in on a roster, but who knows?
honestly the pats ruining the steelers’ shot at a perfect season would be as good as a SB win to me. then they get destroyed by, i dunno, the browns in the AFC championship game.
The sad thing is that it’s actually very possible, seeing how unpredictable this Patriots team is. They beat teams like Baltimore and Arizona, then drop stupid games to Denver and Houston, while barely escaping New York with a win against the lowly Jets. I honestly have no idea what the Patriots are at this point. They clearly aren’t a good team, but they still seem to have that voodoo magic in Foxborough that makes better teams completely crap their pants upon entry.
And the worst part is that I can’t be happy about it. I know Dave hates the Patriots, but the best thing that can happen to the post-Brady Pats if you’re an opposing fan is that they stay just like this. Unpredictably mediocre. Constantly struggling to 7-9 or 8-8, missing the playoffs or barely sneaking in to get first rounded, and never getting the high draft picks needed to completely rebuild the roster. Being garbage with a high pick is always better than being mediocre with a midround pick, especially with a guy like Belichick that badly struggles to draft key skill positions on offense.
lol damn that got depressing.
Hope he made an Ickey Soufflé to go along with that Tea J Houshmandzadeh.
(too old a reference?)
Ok… BOOMER. Lolol.
Ickey Waffle?
Ickey Woods’ Ickey Shuffle
Best fullback ever
This would fit with the Cowboys if you screwed some things around
fuck a screw on joe burrow