The Savage Speeders Get Wrecked
Jul01
on July 1, 2020
at 12:01 am
I know ya’ll probably wanted a Pats Cam comic but the idea got bigger so it needs more time in the oven. In the meantime, go watch Marble League! It’s a good time to be a fan of the O’Rangers or Minty Maniacs! It’s a terrible time to root for the Savage Speeders. It is always a bad time to root for the Oceanics.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EDIT: Lmao the Speeders came back and won the whole thing, I played myself
I plan on being a guest announcer at the next marble olympics. Also Jay Cutler still has a serial chicken killer on the loose
Dave, please don’t fall for the Pats distraction ploy of signing Cam to take attention away from the fact that the NFL punished them for cheating AGAIN
I’m guessing including both stories is probably how it got bigger.
This comic pleases me deeply.
(GREEN DUCKS OR BUST)
Green Ducks had such a great rookie debut, they are gonna take the gold this year!
Hell no Dave. It’s the Raspberry Racers year to shine!
Anonymous, please don’t fall for the NFL’s BS again. (A) We already knew about this story months ago, and no new facts came out this week (2) the facts were that the video crew – which is separate from the football operations, and the NFL found no link between the two (a close friend used to run video ops for the Dolphins, there’s not a lot of talk between those sides as to minutae of projects like this, which we know this series already existed with publicly viewable videos on other jobs within the team, and the video staff is often largely contractors who aren’t even exclusive to a given NFL team), and (3) they had permission from the Browns to film at their stadium, just not the Bengals.
If this is any other team, we laugh at how dumb the video guy was for doing this. We shouldn’t go overboard on this one just because the team did questionable things in the past. That’s only relevant if the facts said they did here too, which they don’t. If they did, I’m all for punishing them just like any of the other cheating incidents from them or other teams around the league.
raspberry racers are fucking everyone else up
that’s a weird way to spell “tied for fourth”
Professional League of Legends started up again, it’s certainly filling my “sports” needs, but marbles are cool too
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I chose the Oceanics back in about 2017? All I have is TidePride.
Host curse may be real, but as long as Galactic make a good showing I’m happy!
Somehow I am a fan of both the Savage Speeders and the O’Rangers, but I think my top loyalty is to Team Galactic.
With the Snowballs not qualifying I found myself cheering for the Minty Maniacs in their place. Talk about a great decision!
(First comment on the site, I’ll try to make it a good one.)
Hi Dave. Somewhat-recent reader here. Discovered this last Nov after someone shared that “NFL Kitty Cat League” comic in r/CatTeamBrotherhood. Took me about a month to catch up with the archives, and have been following along at least semi-regularly ever since. Thoroughly enjoying it overall. As a pretty casual NFL fan, it’s definitely expanded my knowledge/awareness of actual players and coaches and GMs and owners in the league, which is cool.
Initially planned to say something right around Comic 1000, but completely forgot. (Congrats by the way! That’s a huge milestone for any comic anywhere.) But when I saw you bring up the Marble League last week I knew I had to comment sometime. As a years-long fan of ML it’s been awesome seeing a lot more people discover it over the last few months, and I’m really happy to see you enjoying it too.
Anyways. Stay safe, keep up the good work, and I’m sure the Pats Cam comic will come when it’s ready to be served.
I’m always looking for my Crazy Cats Eyes to make the leap from above average to consistent contender. We’re always on the bubble.
I chose the Oceanics and feel vindicated about it as a Buffalo Bills fan. The Oceanics are the Buffalo Bills of the Marblelympics.
That is beautiful…and also real sad and I’m sorry. (I’m a Bengals fan, so I assure you that I’m not mocking your pain here.)
#Limers4Lyfe
(but yes the Savage Speeders look way too much like the Redskins, so they can go fall off the edge of the raceway)
Cries is Savage Speeder fan. Also incredibly stoked to see this crossover.
I love the pluckiness of Team Momo. Despite all the devastating injuries (poor Momomomo), they keep on trucking back, even teaming up with another team when two of their own could no longer continue. I am also partial to Balls of Chaos and Team Primary.
I want to see these guys do a crossover with Wintergatan when the Marble Machine X is finished (if it ever happens). I’ll be like a Tough Mudder for marbles.
as a bills, red wings and blue jays fan. being a oceanics fan is comfortable
Savage Speeders are the Pats, Orangers are the Cowboys, Galactic are the Buccaneers, Raspberry Racers are the Eagles, Oceanics are the dolphins. Got any problems? Come see me.
What now?
Well, that was a massive choke from the O’rangers, and the greatest Marble League comeback of all time on behalf of the Speeders.
Also I hope you’re doing OK physically.
So this didn’t age well, huh