The Saints Settle For The Other Rapist
The Saints had a tough choice. Sell out for the alpha predator, or settle for the cheap beta predator? Well, they are stuck with the beta predator once more.
Honestly Jameis staying in New Orleans makes sense. Once they lost out on Watson it basically becomes rolling with Taysom (pretend you hear me snorting in amusement here) trading for Jimmy, trading for Baker, or re-signing Jameis. Jameis already knows the team, and he has basically as high an upside as the other two. Plus, he’s already beaten out Taysom for the job once. He’s recovering from an ACL tear so the Saints are probably going to start with Taysom but this is Jameis’s team to lose. Unless of course, Taysom unlocks his true potential and also becomes an alpha sexual predator. The man is a true swiss army knife.
The real team we should feel sorry for is the Falcons. They sold out for the big predator and lost, didn’t get the second predator, and signed the most wholesome QB on the planet. How can you win games with Marcus Mariota? You can’t. He’s a good person. It’ll never work. He doesn’t have that pure rapist instinct.
I am dead inside
First things first screw the ‘aint’s in all capacities. Second thing is this is the first time i’ve ever been legitimately mad at my franchise (Falcons) and it’s fanbase. It sickens me but i can somewhat understand that the leadership was willing to sell their soul for Winston, admittedly the fit did make some sense as Winston has very close ties to the organization from his childhood, and I am 90% sure Arthur Blank would have spun it as a redemption thing with Watson setting up a charity for battered women etc in an attempt to improve his image.
In a vacuum those things I can justify even if I hate them. How they made me mad was alienating Matt Ryan, the QB that brought us to highs the franchise had never seen. The QB responsible for getting Kyle Shanananahan, Mike Mularky and Dirk Koetter Head coach positions. The QB who never complained when the team failed to ever put a legit defense or offensive line on the field. Who actively worked to support causes within the inner city of Atlanta. All of that and they just dumped him.
Again I wasn’t against a trade and I thank the lord they removed Matt from our situation in ATL because it is going to be brutal this year. Alienating him in pursuit of a predator to just dump him for a 3rd round pick is unacceptable. I can’t wait to watch him ball out as a Colt it will be like Peyton is there again except Ryan can still get 50 yards in the air on passes when needed. I will still be a Falcons fan and I like Mariota but I no longer trust our coach or our GM and it feels like we are headed back to being a joke franchise.
I highly doubt they start Taysom Hill first, he is not a proper QB and we saw how bad he was at the position for multiple years now. He just doesn’t have the intangibles to be a full-time QB
In fact I’m pretty sure that Taysom Hill career will only go downhill from here, there is nothing to suggest that Dennis Allen knows how to use him as well as Sean Payton did considering he is a defensive coach and not an offensive genius like Payton was. He is 31 years old and recovering from multiple injuries.
Also Comic 411 has come full circle, we now get to watch the #1 and #2 overall draft picks from 2015 play against each other twice a year in one of the most intense rivalries in the NFL
Between Jameis’ injury and the possibility that the Falcons draft someone, I would not surprise me at all if they only faced each other once, if at all
Winston should be ready by training camp, and even if the Falcons draft someone they are not day 1 starters.
Fair point on the Winston timeline, but we still don’t know what the schedule will be like. I don’t expect the Falcons to start a rookie the opening week, but recent history has shown that mediocre journeymen don’t get more than a month or so when a rookie’s been drafted. If they do draft someone, chances are the second game will be Winston vs the rookie
i’m extremely happy that the titans bloomed into what they did when tannehill took over from him, but goddang if i’m not still bummed mariota couldn’t work out for us. such a great dude and the flashes he showed were fantastic, just couldn’t put it all together (and having a new OC every season certainly didn’t help). god bless marcus mariota, and may he someday find that elite form he never did in nashville.
“He doesn’t have that pure rapist instinct.”
FUCKING LOL.
Seriously though, rooting for this sport involves a lot of mental gymnastics.
Olympic level mental gymnastics, really.
I will remind everyone feeling gross about football that baseball is much better with this stuff. Superstar pitcher Trevor Bauer hasn’t played in a year+ over a single accusation. Sam Dyson got a massive suspension recently as well, same for Marcell Ozuna.
The season is starting soon, come join us!
I’d get excited about baseball starting up again soon, but I’m a Marlins fan. Baseball hasn’t been fun for about almost two decades now
Marlins look to be turning a corner. Alcantara is a beast, and they got a lot of other good young pitchers. Plus, let’s face it, the division is pretty weak considering how much they spend.
And now Miami has traded for a women abuser. Why can’t the NFL just kick these assholes out entirely.
Then there wouldn’t be anyone left to play the games.
It’s funny how all that stuff came out after he requested a trade from the Texans. How does someone even have the time and dedication to grope 22 people? If the story takes a sharp turn and it turns out it was all a fucked up plan, then that’s just diabolical and worthy of prison for whoever is responsible
He’d been contacted by his alleged victims some time before it came out publicly so there’s also the possibility that he knew it was coming and was trying to get out of there before it hit the fan
I don’t know any fellow Panthers fans that were upset when Watson told us we didn’t get him. We made our terrible QB trade last year when we picked up The Sixth Sense himself, Sam Fucking Darnold. Sure, it sucks that we have him for another year, and that year is costing us $20 million dollars in addition to all those draft picks we traded. But that’s just a terrible football decision. I can deal with being a bad team for a few more years. Watch out for us in 2031, though!
2031 eh? By then maybe we’ll give you Rivera and half his former players and front office staff back!
I’m just disappointed that Ben wasn’t worked into this comic. He seems like the type that would pull a chair up to the catering table.
I’m getting the feeling that barring something shocking, Jimmy is still gonna be a Niner next season.
You can say he got crabs.