The Pope Refuses to Bless Sam Bradford
So the days I was gone last week had a hilarious little story about a group of Eagles fans who were trying to get Pope Francis to bless Sam Bradford’s knee so that maybe Mr. Bradford won’t crumple into a pile of bones and organs the instant he takes a 3 step drop in the pocket. I thought this was hilarious and adorable. New Pope is pretty cool (for a Pope) but would he even consider this? Obviously not, but what if he took the request seriously? Would he decide to bless the knee of poor Sammy? I think no. Why? Because:
1. Sam Bradford’s knee is likely beyond all help
2. why would the Pope purposefully help a player keeping Tim Tebow from doing his thing? I’m not convinced Tim Tebow and the Pope aren’t the same guy already, have we seen both of them in the same room at the same time? Tebow wouldn’t sabotage his own career after spending so much time trying to have one.
Anyway Mark Sanchez is starting on Sunday so everybody overreact!
This comic I made earlier this offseason sums up the fun
And this comic I made back when I first started also fits really well now, just pretend Rex Ryan is Chip
TEBOW TIME IS BACK DAVE
IT’S TIME FOR THE FANBOYS BLINDED BY COLLEGE TITLES AND JESUSOCITY TO DUKE IT OUT WITH THE STAT OBSESSED HATERS WHILE THE REST OF US ENJOY THE INSANITY OF TIM TEBOW PLAYING FOOTBALL
EVEN IF IT IS ONLY PRESEASON
In all seriousness though I’m actually really curious to see Timmy. I don’t think he got a fair shake in New York – story as I know it is that Rex never wanted him but Woody Johnson wanted butts in seats, so Rex basically played him as little as possible even when he should’ve played him more(Come on, Tim may be a bad QB, but is he really worse than Buttfumbles and interceptions into triple coverage?) to give Woody the finger – and he’s worked for over a year with a pretty reputable QB guru. I’ve been hearing mixed news out of Philly, so I’m really curious to see if Tim can beat out Sanchez – come on, it’s Mark Sanchez, that’s not that hard to do – especially given how runner-friendly Chip’s system is.
3: the pope also hates pee pee and doo doo.
That T-shirt on the Eagles fan made lose it completely.
Ditto.
Satan cursed his knees too long ago
Pretty sure the Catholics and Southern Baptists keep themselves at arm’s length from each other.
New Orleans has North Americas oldest cathedral, the St. Louis Cathedral, as a centerpiece of the French Quarter. Lot of Catholics in the south. Matter of fact my dad is catholic and my mom Baptist. Guess that makes me batholic.
Yeah, Tebow is a protestant…
The Eagles were divison foes to the Saints from 1967-1969 (NFL Capitol division) and the Cardinals for every year of their existence (even datiing back to the ’30s when the Cardinals played in Chicago and the nfl only had 2 divisions; east and west) except for the 3 mentioned above up until 2002.
Also, move religious joke Dave.
Not move religious joke, nice religious joke.
I’m pretty sure Tebow is not into Pagan Sun Worship.
Too bad he didn’t bless Carson Palmer’s knee 🙁
Is Ringlets Rivers, or I guess Blingless Blomo, going to be joining the others on the quest for the Super Awesome Money Island
Tebow is a nutso super Protestant Fundamentalist. The Pope is a Jesuit (Catholic hippy). He’s probably too busy swooning for Phillip Rivers.
this. tebow probably thinks the pope is “not a true christian,” and the pope probably thinks tebow is boring as hell.
If you make that Eagles shirt I will totally buy one for my boss.
Can’t find Sexy Rexy 🙁
Where is my post??