The Lions proposed a rule change. Playoff teams should be seeded by record, not by division winners. After the way the NFC North shook out at the end of last season, the subject was in high discussion. The surprising part to me was that the Lions of all teams were the ones to propose it. They won! They got the first seed! They were not hurt or damaged by the system at all. The Vikings were the team that was impacted by the seeding rules, dropping to the 5th seed despite having the second-best record in the conference. If you wandered into the debates online about seeding in those final weeks, you were sure to see Vikings fans angry in there, almost as if they knew they’d end up with the short stick (of course they knew, they are Vikings fans, they’ve developed a sixth sense for incoming pain). It made me wonder if Dan Campbell was doing a favor for his bro Kevin.

The proposal was tabled. For the time being, the seeding is staying as it is. Personally? I’m fine with it. I like the current system. As far as I’m concerned, and I’ll get into why, win your fucking division or quit whining.

The main issue at play is that sometimes the best wildcard team has a better record than the worst division winner, so people are confused why the “worse team” gets the home game. Just because they won the division? What if the division sucks? Seems unfair! On the surface, I think this is a reasonable argument. More wins = better team, right? Give better team the playoff advantage, right? I think these people are undervaluing the importance of divisions in football.

Football has an inherent, unsolvable problem: small sample size. A single NFL win means so much more to a season than any other major sport. It is part of what makes it so exciting. Every game is functionally a vital event. In baseball, you drop a stinker, you’ve got 161 other games. Basketball has 82. Hockey has 82. Even soccer has 32, and you can just tie all the time, who gives a fuck. It’s part of the reason I’ve always been mostly a casual fan of other sports. If I miss a game, oh well. Football feels different. But this results in a sort of paradox. A single NFL win means the most to a team, but it also tells us very little about that team. Fluke games, weird events, dare I say it: chaos, all have significantly more impact on a team’s chances in this small sample size. A wild chaotic baseball outcome will barely matter in the scheme of a season. In the NFL stupid fluke shit can straight up knock you out of the playoffs. That’s why teams who start 0-2 are basically in crisis, and teams who start 0-3 are essentially written off. It’s not a huge problem, good teams will still win, bad teams will lose, some balance will be achieved, but those random elements have greater impact and dilute the ability to properly judge the teams.

The Vikings and Eagles both ended the 2024 season at 14-3. Under the proposal, the Vikings would have been the 2 seed, and the Eagles 3. Were the Vikings, a team that unceremoniously lost in the first round, better than the Eagles, who won the fucking super bowl? I can’t say. In 17 games, the Vikings and Eagles only shared 4 opponents (Packers, Rams, Falcons, and Jaguars) and never faced each other directly. They reached the same record by facing almost completely different schedules, so how do you really compare them? That’s the issue with the small sample size season. We aren’t getting enough head-to-head data to truly judge which of these teams are for sure “better”. Good teams might just be teams that feasted on weak opponents and inflated their win total, like the 2022 Giants. I do not think final record is a true end-all-be-all indicator of quality, and I’m fine with the seeding process also subscribing to this theory.

I think the divisional system is a balance put in place by the NFL to try and counteract the chaos and uncertainty of the small sample size problem. The divisional system is a system devised on order. NFL schedules rotate every year and cannot account for fluctuations and imbalances in that rotation. Some teams get stuck with brutal schedules (on paper) simply due to bad luck. The division system holds it together by being the main point of consistency. No matter what other teams a franchise will face, they are guaranteed to face their division opponents twice, both home and away. Those teams in your division are also (mostly) sharing your same schedule, bringing further balance to proving who is the best among you. Your other opposition might be unpredictable, but you know exactly what 6 of those games are every time, and those 3 opponents are facing a similar lineup outside the division. The division has significant value. That’s why winning your division should matter as much as it does. It is the only pillar of consistency in a small sample size schedule. Give those 6 games added weight, make being the best of those 4 teams mean something, even if your division sucks.

That’s why I’m fine with the divisions getting seeds 1-4. If you can’t be the best team in a small group, why do you deserve a higher seed who could manage that goal? Especially when schedules are all so different that we can’t get a true sense on who would deserve it anyway? Win your fucking division. If you can’t? You end up like the Vikings. Here’s the thing. If you are the best non-division winner, your reward for this is getting to face the 4th seed, who is the worst division winner. If you are a better team than them, go prove it.

Our current system does occasionally spawn complications, like last year’s Vikings thing, or a bad, possibly under .500 team earning a playoff spot. That shit is funny as hell though, and it isn’t happening every year. I don’t want to live in a world that didn’t have the Beastquake in it because fans of a team that can’t win their division cried about it too hard. Win your division. If you can’t do that, well, go on the road and pull off some shit. Wildcards have won the Super Bowl before. The Vikings certainly didn’t prove they deserved the 2nd seed in the playoffs this year. They didn’t even have to face the Rams in LA thanks to the wildfire relocation and they still got spanked. The NFL’s small sample size will always loom over every facet of these seasons, and that chaos it causes is part of why it is so fun. Once you reach the playoffs, you just have to be the better team on Sunday. A home game is just the reward for accomplishing what should be every team’s goal in the regular season: winning those valuable division games on top of whatever else you win.

The only change I’ve seen floated that makes any sense to me is what I believe the Lions proposed, winning your division gets you a playoff spot but now seeding is determined by record. I still prefer the current system, but at least that keeps the divisions valuable. I’ve seen people argue the divisions are too small, which, okay, that might be a different discussion. I’ve also seen people call for no divisions at all, and those people can all dive straight into a woodchipper. You want the NBA system? The NFL doesn’t have enough games to justify that nonsense, where divisions have ceased to matter at all. Divisions are a necessary source of consistency to balance out the system. We need a thumb on the scale for the order side to balance that chaos. The Lions proposal didn’t appear close to passing, so I’m not inclined to think anything is changing soon.