The Picture of Jim Caldwell
Jul28
on July 28, 2015
at 1:02 am
Just two weeks, guys. Two weeks before we get the slight sugar high of preseason ball.
Jim Caldwell always makes the exact same face and I never made a joke about that so here is a joke about that. Anyone who doesn’t get what I’m sort of referencing here, it’s the Picture of Dorian Gray.
Dave must hate robot coaches
What’s in the box named Sexy Rexy?
His collection of “Game of Sexy Thrones” dvd’s and Sex Cannon action figures.
I really like the ’70s’ threads (with medallion!) in the 3rd and 4th panels. I have commented to my family before that, on the sidelines, Caldwell looks so detached from the activity on the field that he must be listening to Earth, Wind & Fire on that headset!
I like how you made him make a dark pact with Belichick to remove all facial expression. I love that Darth Hoodie is such a good coach, but part of me sometimes longs for a bombastic, cartoonishly over animated head coach like Rex Ryan or John Harbaugh just because they are so much more fun to watch as they wear emotions on their sleeves… Well at least he’s not Joe Philbin…
Jim Harbaugh is the over the top one. John has his moments, but he’s more subdued than his brother.
Even you get to take more emotion away from Coughlin, even if it is just him getting more and more furious and red in the face as the game progresses…
That is too funny, Dave. I like Jim Caldwell, he seems sad but in a nice sort of way.
Best description I ever heard was: “Jim Caldwell, a man whose only facial expression is “Oh my God, I think I’m on the wrong airplane.'”
He had an afro:
http://espn.go.com/photo/2009/1124/nfl_e_caldwell01_200.jpg
You’ve made me the happiest girl at the ball
If only Stafford was shirtless with shades on and giving the finger to someone…
Jim comes from the lovie smith school of always looking like you are dumbfounded and have no clue where in the world you are currently at.
You were right Deflategate is the gift that keeps on giving