The NFCW Isn’t Safe
Dec16
on December 16, 2022
at 12:01 am
Trey Lance. Died of a shattered ankle. May never be seen again.
Matt Stafford. Died of a spinal cord contusion. May retire and never be seen again.
Jimmy Garappolo. Died of a busted foot. Will likely never wear a 49ers uniform again.
John Wolford. Died of neck injury. No one will remember his name.
Kyler Murray. Died of torn ACL. Future status of entire franchise uncertain.
Geno Smith remains.
For how long?
OH SHIT NO NOT GENO HE IS FINALY GOOD
OOF!
I know what’s happening. TRACE MCSORELY TO #1 QB!
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
WAIT what if this was his mastermind plan. (but who the hell is TRACE MCSORLY?)
Old Auburn QB drafted by… The Panthers, I think. Not good but good enough to hold a clipboard on Sundays
*Penn State QB
Cam Newton is the Auburn QB drafted by the Panthers
Seattle already made their QB sacrifice by shipping Wilson off to Hell methinks.
Maybe Geno’s the one behind it! He’s playing the long game…
Final Destination.
The tiny headstone is a nice touch!
You argue that for Geno to have a good season for once nearly every other qb in his division had to die for it to happen just off of this.
I never really linked this to a divisional deal but there’s been a lot of new character arcs at the QB position. Mike White, Bailey Zappe, Sammy Ehlinger, Malik Willis, and Cooper Rush are amongst those who have has their 15 minutes. Taylor Heinicke is the one that still has control. I think this year has been full of underdog surprises, almost to a point where it’s sus. All these gambling commercials, the non-organic losses that some teams suffer, this isn’t just a ho-hum season.
I’ve seen some conspiracy theorists going on about the crazy refball not being to fix games for any particular team but just to keep games close and prevent teams from covering the spread. I feel like if there was an actual conspiracy going on nobody in this league is smart enough to keep it a secret but it’s kinda believable.
I mean that’s literally what NBA referee Tim Donaghy was sent to prison for, so it may not be too far-fetched. Although the idea that the entire league is in on it is definitely getting into tin foil hat land.
Dave, it seems like you’re trying to will a Geno injury into existence, probably to increase the Giants likelihood of making the playoffs.
I think you might need to be more worried about the Lions.
Tiny Kyler gags are always an A+
Dave do you know any comics like this except for the NBA? This comic really helped when I started following the NFL so I was wondering
BAH GOD! THAT’S RYAN FITZPATRICK’S MUSIC!
I love the unpredictability of the NFL, I just wish less of it came from players getting injured.
Guys like Geno beating expectations is a much more fun way to be unpredictable.
Does anyone know a comic like this for the NBA instead of the NFL
All these injuries everywhere and Bernard Pollard sitting in his retirement home wishing it could have been him doing it.
Oh crud
The Colts just dethroned the Titans for largest choke in NFL history.
There are much larger chokes in cricket, however.
So long for Jeff Saturday. He is a bust. Name the last time someone in the NFL was fired as an interim head coach.
Then mere hours later the Patriots went and pulled the most inexplicable “nah we don’t want to play OT,” of all time.