The NFC North Plays Beer Pong
Jun07
on June 7, 2019
at 12:01 am
Aaron Rodgers sucks at chugging beer. This became news.
I kind of unironically love the off-season.
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Aaron Rodgers sucks at chugging beer. This became news.
I kind of unironically love the off-season.
Aaron Rodgers is a lightweight but him saying QBs around the league have finally found something they are better act than him is funny
Rodgers is now officially the old man in this division. Every game there will be stories that start with “When I was your age” and the like. I can also see him challenging each of the other QB’s to a chugging contest only to pull out his Super Bowl ring half way through and ask who else has one.
That t-shirt honors me!
That link! Stafford did not disappoint. I am 100% not surprised, either.
He’s a UGA alum for sure.
Rodgers chugging form is terrible
Carson Wentz is now an Elite Money Fort owner.
Vs. Tom Brady, who can give his lineman a headstart and still mop the floor with him.
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1136827261112291328
Of course Cousins is wearing socks and sandals.
Ewww
If he could drink he would have gone to Chico State not Butte.
Idiots these days don’t even drink a single entire beer while playing a game of pong/beirut. The cups are full of water so “we don’t have to refill them” and ” the ball doesn’t get sticky”. When someone sinks a shot they just take a sip out of a can or bottle they already have open.
This alone wouldn’t bother me. I’m all for responsible moderation, especially with inexperienced young’uns. It is when people get all super competitive about their ‘skillz’ that gets me. There is no talent to throwing a ping pong ball four feet into a cup. So long as we’re not drinking, anybody with half way decent hand eye coordination can make that shot all day long.
It’s a drinking game. The object is to be silly, have a little fun, and catch a buzz. Aggressively turning this INCREDIBLY EASY TO PERFORM act into a serious competition is the height of bro-douchery.
I see your point on not drinking as much as people did in the past but you are wrong when saying there is no skill. That’s why there are championships with large cash prizes
It must be like watching paint dry waiting for someone to miss. There is no talent to tossing a ping pong ball four feet into a target that is more than twice it’s diameter.
8 feet tables are regulation size and elbows are enforced at the table edges so I’m not sure what game you played. My only gripe about “kids these days” is that they done finish their beer before shooting. They stack their beers and drink it slow which is horse shit.
lol this fucking comment
so if your target is a 3.75in diameter circle that youre trying to hit with a 1.5in ping pong ball from 48in (4ft) away, that’s literally the equivalent of standing a yard inside the 3-point line and sinking a shot with one of these 7in playground kickballs https://www.amazon.com/Champion-Sports-7-Inch-Playground-Ball/dp/B002LATNT6
not something youd have to be lebron to do obviously, but far from needing “no talent” and being “INCREDIBLY EASY TO PERFORM [sic]”
at least in the versions I’ve played, there’s defense as well. There’s also usually some bespoke house rules for scoring. (x number of bounces, bouncing off the rim of another cup, etc etc.)
So I take it you aren’t a fan of professional cornhole, either. https://www.iplaycornhole.com/
Although that gets televised on ESPN, so it must be legit.
First and foremost, he is disgracing the people of the entire midwest, not just Wisdrunkson. My boi knows about Tittiess and Beer.
Stafford better watch those elbows
*FLAG!!* Illegal forward throw – the ball did not bounce.
People still play Beer Pong?
Yall need to know, Flippy Cup is where it’s at!