The Hard Hitting Combine Questions Strike Back
This comic represents a first for me. I had this entire thing laid out and was mostly done with the linework when I went to save the file. I tried to think of a good name for it. I settled on “CombineQuestions”. Lo and behold, windows asks me if I want to replace the previous file named “CombineQuestions”. I sat there for like 30 seconds wondering why. Had I already made this joke? I quickly searched my site and wow, look at that. I was pretty shocked. The last panel in that comic was essentially the exact same panel I had drawn for this one. I had thought up my own damn punchline from 2 years ago. I had legit totally forgot I even made that first comic (which is a shame because I like that one, it’s probably better than this one – you may disagree). I was too far along to come up with a new joke so I changed the final panel to something else since the overall joke setup was different enough that now the two kind of work as a companion piece.
The real irony of it all is that I actually had a different idea in the first place that was about an NFL scout basically having an orgasm over prospects at the combine but I decided I’d already made “The Combine is really creepy” jokes enough times before, so I went with this idea since it was more fresh. D’oh. I made a dumb tweet instead.
Just under 900 comics and for the first time I accidentally managed to rip myself off. DrawPlay fun facts.
We had another combine and we had another reveal of stupid questions asked by teams. The level of weird and off-putting these questions seem to get is gross and it’s a shame they are allowed to ask this kind of stuff. You shouldn’t be allowed to ask someone if they have their testicles unless you are trying to unmask a Lance Armstrong supporter. Yeah, that question was real.
Anyway since apparently I already made this point two years ago, lets food fight. TIME TO GET MAD!
-Pineapple on pizza is good
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
-Pie > Cake
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
-It’s called Soda.
-It’s called a sub.
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
-Coke > Pepsi
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
-Fritos are terrible
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
-Waffles > pancakes
-Mushrooms are delicious
-Olives are even more delicious
-coconut is gross
-Oysters are disgusting
-Crab > Lobster
-Bleu Cheese is good
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
Yes!
Yes!
Duh yes, how do some people not agree about this?
Wait, Oreos bad? Goodbye.
*Geonicide.
Come on dude. It was right there for the taking.
Also his answer to that question should have been “Yeos”
Ok let’s break this down and see how we match up.
-Pineapple on pizza is good
– Agreed. For extra credit, toss some anchovies on your Hawaiian. Really ramps up the salt v sweet kick.
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
– Yep. I’m ok using it as a binder for things like tuna in a sandwich, but just plain mayo as a spread or on fries? Get outta here.
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
– I would say it’s more of a wrap than a sandwich. Burgers are definitely sandwiches.
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
– Yes, in fact I’d argue you are a complete psychopath
-Pie > Cake
– Again, agreed. I don’t have enough of a sweet tooth to enjoy cake as much as pie
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
– Never had a true CDDP, so I don’t have a horse in this race. Feels more like a pie to me than a pizza though
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
– Tied with honeycomb. Or just straight up vanilla soft-serve with a flake.
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
– Bacon, cream cheese and tomato, on poppy. Or a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel with butter.
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
– Never had it, I guess put the ranch on after cooking? Cooking the ranch seems… bad.
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
– Definitely for the folding. Crust size depends on the pizza joint’s dippign sauce quality.
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
– Cold pizza is king and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And yes, veggies don’t keep well. Maybe onions at a push.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
– Poached, or sunny-side up. Scrambled 3rd on my list. I don’t like them runny scrambled, but I don’t like them dry either
-It’s called Soda.
– I’m trying to think what I call it, and tbh I just say what drink I want. And if I don’t know, I’ll say “I’m going to get a drink.” or “hey, what have you got to drink?”
-It’s called a sub.
– There’s other names for it?
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
– At a push. It’s too sweet, really, for me
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
– Disagree. But they’re not the sort of chocolate I can put away a lot of.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
– Yes, yes YES.
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
– Never had Crystal, but I’ll go to bat for Cholula
-Coke > Pepsi
– Depends on my mood. The special flavoured Cokes are unbeatable though.
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
– Depends on the cut. I’ll never take my steak blue, always gotta have a damn good sear. But I’ll take fillet rare, and the fattier the cut I work up to medium.
-Fritos are terrible
– Don’t have them here, no opinion
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
– Maybe we get different Nutella in the UK? It’s good here.
-Waffles > pancakes
– Waffles with fried chicken. Pancakes with bacon & maple.
-Mushrooms are delicious
– YES.
-Olives are even more delicious
– I can take them chopped up, or as part of a sauce
-coconut is gross
– Coconut milk or cream is heavenly. Dessicated/shaved coconut can go to hell
-Oysters are disgusting
– Liar.
-Crab > Lobster
– Crab is better value because the taste difference is marginal, but crab is far cheaper. Luckily where I live, everyone and their grandmother has a lobster pot so it’s actually pretty cheap here.
-Bleu Cheese is good
– Right? I used to hate it, now I love it
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
– Unfrosted pop tarts are an abomination. But here’s a tip – take the chocolatey ones and freeze them, and eat them from the freezer. They’re insanely good
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
– No opinion, haven’t had them in years. I think I was a yellow and orange guy though, cos I love my citrus.
This looks like fun. I’m game.
-Pineapple on pizza is good
It’s aight… not my favourite, but I don’t hate it.
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
Mayo is the most disgusting condiment ever invented.
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
I agree with Chris, that it’s more of a wrap.
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
Agreed. I actually do have cats, but put the roll on overhand and just keep the bathroom door shut.
-Pie > Cake
100% accurate. I dislike cake so much, that the only one I enjoy is cookie cake.
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
Yep. More like a pie. The best pizza is either in New York or Naples (I’ve had both).
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
I enjoy it, but it’s not my favourite. I’m a big fan of banana/strawberry flavoured ice creams and Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie is awesome.
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
I’ve never actually eaten a bagel with butter and jam. I’m not a big fan of jelly (yes, it’s different than jam). I prefer cream cheese or marinara sauce and mozzarella (pizza bagel!)
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
I hate Ranch, since it’s mayo based.
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
I always fold New York style, since the slices are so big, but not every size pizza needs to be folded. And stuffed crust pizza is delicious!
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
I agree with this, although I’d always choose to reheat, if that option is available.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
I like eggs best in pan fried form. Scrambled is certainly easier and I can see people preferring them that way just based on that fact. They are also good sunny-side up, hard boiled, and in omelette form.
-It’s called Soda.
I usually call it by it’s brand name, but yeah… soda will do in a pinch.
-It’s called a sub.
Yep. That’s what I’ve always called it, too.
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
I absolutely love ketchup and fried onions on my hot dog.
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
I can’t eat Oreos plain. I always dip them in milk and they taste much better that way. Oreo ice cream is also good.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
Agreed about the ketchup. I had a friend in high school that put ketchup on his eggs and it made me sick every time. I can’t stand hot sauce or salsa.
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
I can’t stand hot sauce, so I’ll have to take your word for this.
-Coke > Pepsi
100%. Pepsi is inferior quality, bottom line.
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
Medium is perfect for most steaks. Medium-rare is perfect for filet mignon and prime rib.
-Fritos are terrible
Fritos are great. You’re crazy.
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
I never liked Nutella, but I do like other types of chocolate-based spread. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup spread comes to mind.
-Waffles > pancakes
Definitely. Nothing better than waffles, with caramelized bananas and strawberry sauce.
-Mushrooms are delicious
Absolutely. I prefer the porcini and portobello, but they are all pretty damn good.
-Olives are even more delicious
Disagree. I can’t stand olives. Olive oil, I can deal with… especially for dipping bread in.
-coconut is gross
Raw coconut is difficult to enjoy, but add coconut milk/cream to ice cream or a banana/strawberry smoothie and it’s heaven.
-Oysters are disgusting
Yes. One of the few shellfish I will not eat (the other being mussels).
-Crab > Lobster
Other way around. Maine/Canadian lobster is the best tasting food in the world. The only crab that comes close is the Alaskan King crab, which is also really damn good.
-Bleu Cheese is good
Not to me, it isn’t.
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
I always preferred the Pillsbury toaster strudels, but yeah… when I had Pop Tarts, it was the frosted strawberry ones.
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
I swap red and pink around, but yeah… yellow and orange aren’t that great.
I’m in too
-Pineapple on pizza is good = No, it’s never good on anything
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods = agree
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not = never thought about this, it feels deep man
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal = I have no preference, I am worse than a criminal, I am a lawless, unruly, diva like AB
-Pie > Cake = ALL DAY LONG
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza = If it’s called pizza, I will still try it
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip = I have a tie, Mint chip, and cookies and cream with cookie dough
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it = I love smoked salmon on my bagels, no preference on bagels though
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it = I feel the same but sometimes I indulge myself
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust. = LESS CRUST!
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well. = agree
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot. = only way I eat runny eggs is with grits (I’m from the south, forgive me)
-It’s called Soda. = YES YES YES
-It’s called a sub. = agreed
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice = I’ll go plain before I use ketchup
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream. = DUDE! Try the Most Stuffed Ones. Or don’t, they’re unhealthy.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode. Yes, no (can’t have hot sauce for health purposes), meh
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal = see above
-Coke > Pepsi = Surge…..which is owned by Coke
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture. = agreed, I don’t want my steak to scream when I cut into it
-Fritos are terrible = I dislike them unless mixed with chili
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross = it pretty is diabetes, but still tastes good
-Waffles > pancakes = I’ll take both, but prefer waffles
-Mushrooms are delicious = and can be put on a wide variety of foods to greatly improce the flavor
-Olives are even more delicious = maybe not so much
-coconut is gross = my wife thinks i’m screwed up for not liking coconut
-Oysters are disgusting = like slurping on snot
-Crab > Lobster = Lobster is good, but you get more crab for less, plus to me crab has better flavor
-Bleu Cheese is good = just no
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one. = that sums up pop tarts nicely, and i agree
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash. = i buy the all red bags, same with the starburst jelly beans
–Yes
–Regrettably, yes (but far fewer than it is usually put on)
–It is, if it is between two slices of bread; it is not if a single piece of bread is folded around it.
–Over, always. Teach your cats, and your children.
–Yes
–Agreed
–Vanilla
–Generally, agreed; variety, however, is the spice of life.
–Very much agreed
–Yes
–Yes
–Sunny-side, Over Easy, and Hard Boiled all have their place, but scrambled/omlettes are my usual go-to
–Soda is acceptable, but it depends on the type– some are better as soft drinks, and some are better as pop.
–Yes
–Hot dogs are best kitchen sink style: the better the meat, the less you put on; the cheaper, the more.
–Yes
–Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
–Plain Tobasco is meh, but chipotle Tobasco is amazing.
–Yes, but non-Pepsi Pepsi products are (generally) > non-Coke Coke products
–Steak doneness depends on the type of steak: rib eye is best medium-rare/medium, while anything past rare for filet mignon is a travesty. Matching texture to cut is important.
–Yes
–I should try it at least once
–Yes
–No
–Yes
–Yes
–I can’t eat seafood, but I still wouldn’t eat oysters
–I can’t eat seafood
–No
–The best pop tart flavor is “none”
–Orange is trash; the others rotate for bestness depending on mood and what was eaten before them.
I’d fistbump you for the Chicago casserole comment alone
Dave, you are not welcome in Chicago ever again
-Agreed
-Disagree, always gross
-Unsure, doesn’t feel like a sandwich
-Agreed
-Agreed
-Agreed
-Very solid, but I’d go with Black Raspberry for best ice cream
-Nah, peanut butter on a bagel is the best.
-Whole heartedly agree, Ranch on Pizza so good but sooooooo bad for you…
-Agree it is meant to be folded, but crust varies pizza to pizza.
-Agreed
-Eggs are good in basically all forms
-Agreed
-Agreed
-Agreed
-Meh, Oreos are fine.
-Disagree, Ketchup on eggs is fine, agree, agree.
-Agree it is overrated, but all hot sauce is good.
-No opinion, just not a soda guy.
-Medium-Rare master race.
-agreed
-Never had Nutella
-Agreed, and French Toast > both
-Agreed
-Olives are even more delicious
-coconut is fine
-Lies, Oysters are delicious
-Lobster > Crab
-Bleu Cheese is okay
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. There are no other flavors
-Green Starburst is best.
“American Woman”, but “Canned Wheat” is also quite good.
goddamn you have a lot of opinions
this one for example
-Waffles > pancakes
why are we even choosing them just eat the fucking delicious food whether its a pancake or a waffle fuck man
It’s a freaking internet meme, you walnut.
qq bra
Absolutely agree on the Oreos, for me the most overrated thing on the list. And the same idea can be had made by other companies, only they taste good instead of that Oreo stuff. I wouldn’t even grind it down and put it into other foods.
Your list displeases us. You have incurred our wrath and must now suffer the consequences! Another terrible year for the Giants and another Super Bowl for the Pats! We have spoken.
Please don’t punish us all for Dave’s sins!
C’mon, are you serious?
Everyone knows medium well is how steaks should be cooked!
-Pineapple on pizza is good
agreed
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
mayo is best used to moisten a sandwich and as ingredient on its own it is weakest condiment
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
Definitely a sandwich
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
i’m the weirdo who has no preference as long as its on the roll
-Pie > Cake
yes yes yes. cake is overatted
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
if its round has sauce cheese and toppings its a pizza
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
nah, cookies and cream
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
why eat a bagel when you can have a biscuit. bagels in general are just thick stale bread
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
Ranch is overrated but as a dipping sauce i can see appeal but i pass on this combo
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
agreed, however thin and crispy can make folding pizza a mess
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
referring to point above cold pizza on thin crust is great on thick crust not so much
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
Scrambled eggs are best for breakfast. lunch/dinner is deviled eggs or over easy on a burger
-It’s called Soda.
its anything other than pop. people who say pop are wrong and should feel bad (my in-laws included)
-It’s called a sub.
agreed
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
in small amounts because ketchup is too sweet and can overpower
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
oreos are good but mostly for the filling thats why they keep marketing more stuffing
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
agreed on ketchup but heinz 57 goes really well on scrambled eggs the salsa goes best with an omelet
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
it all tastes like vinegar to me use fresh peppers diced or pepper extract if you want spicy
-Coke > Pepsi
Coke=GOAT. you know how to make pepsi? take a can of coke open it and leave it in the fridge for two days.
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
Medium rare with a sear locks the flavor in and is warm throughout. Cold meat is unappealing to me
-Fritos are terrible
chili cheese fritos are ok, but ive never been excited to have fritos as a snack
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
too sweet and overratted
-Waffles > pancakes
agreed, butter and light syrup all self contained in the flavor holes
-Mushrooms are delicious
the only reason i go to chinese restaurants and the best ingredient on pizza
-Olives are even more delicious
eh, olives know their place but work as salty snack on occasion
-coconut is gross
yes but mostly due to texture
-Oysters are disgusting
in texture not in taste
-Crab > Lobster
nothing from the ocean can compete with a cow, pig, or chicken
-Bleu Cheese is good
nope
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
some of the new chocolate ones are good but strawberry is where the nostalgia hits hardest
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
pink red orange yellow i have never seen yellows disappear until all the other colors were gone in office candy bowls
Dave
Hand over your man card for thinking anything above Medium Rare is acceptable.
I disagree on a lot of these and I’m already having a bad day. Rant time!
-Pineapple on pizza is good
Aw hell no, those are fighting words. The worst problem is that on most pizza the pineapple never gets hot and caramelizes, which is the point when it’s best. The other problem with chunks is they overwhelm the flavor of that bite. If more pizza used shredded pineapple, I’d probably change my mind.
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
I’m more of a Miracle Whip person, since I like the additional spices. Paprika makes everything better, and I mean everything.
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
If a hot dog is a sandwich, a corn dog is a sandwich and that’s just silly.
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
The actual patent for toilet paper shows it on the holder as going OVER explicitly. It was meant to go that way. Argument over.
-Pie > Cake
Yes. There are good cakes but pie is better. My late dad always had a birthday pie instead of cake and I’ve continued the tradition.
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
Agreed on both counts. It’s a delicious hotdish. Yes I am from MN.
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
Chocolate chip cookie dough is a close second. I also love maple nut, but I can’t ever find it.
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
Wrong. Wrong. Plain cream cheese is the best, especially when you get the hole all nice and full of cream cheese and save it for the last bite. I’m biased because I throw cream cheese into everything along with the paprika.
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
Ranch makes everything better. If you want to feel really gross, dip bacon in ranch dressing. It’s amazing, but you feel like you just committed some kind of war crime. By the way, ranch has paprika in it, so it’s aces in my book.
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
I like the cracker thin crusts that have a snap to them when you bite into them, especially with a bunch of fresh toppings. The thicker the crust, the more it’s allowed to extend beyond the pie. Since deep dish is not pizza, I won’t use it as an example.
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
Cold pizza is ambrosia, especially with ranch dressing.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
Omelette form is superior because you get all the goodness of scrambled without potentially devolving into rubbery texture.
-It’s called Soda.
Nope, it’s called pop. It took me two years of living in Arizona to switch over and once I got back to Minnesota, about six months to switch back. Soda is what you put in cookies to make them rise.
-It’s called a sub.
Yes, but is it a sandwich?
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
Ketchup on one side and mustard on the other. Unless it’s a chili cheese dog, which is the superior hot dog.
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
I can’t even have them in things. I don’t like “creme” products with palm oil because they have a gross taste and texture. I’m looking at you, Twinkies.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
I prefer just a touch of salt and pepper. And paprika.
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
All hot sauces taste too vinegary for me. I prefer just salsa for the heat.
-Coke > Pepsi
Coke Zero is superior to any diet Pepsi form. It is the perfect cola drink, especially when you are in a hot stadium cheering on your team.
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
Medium is the standard for judging a cut of steak for a reason. Getting a good crust on the outside is still a must.
-Fritos are terrible
Plain Fritos are terrible. Favored Fritos are acceptable, especially the jalapeno ones.
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
If you eat it on a spoon yes, putting it on other things is amazing.
-Waffles > pancakes
For example, here is where Nutella is amazing. It’s a perfect waffle topping.
-Mushrooms are delicious
Particularly when sauteed with onions and put on a nice medium steak. Just don’t be like my sister and eat wild mushrooms you found in a state park and end up in the hospital.
-Olives are even more delicious
Black olives are gross little salt bombs that sneak up on my pizza and assault my taste buds.
-coconut is gross
Fresh coconut is amazing, coconut water is the best re-hydration you can get.
-Oysters are disgusting
They taste and look like snot.
-Crab > Lobster
Crab is harder to get into than lobster. By the time I get all my crab legs out of the shell, they are cold.
-Bleu Cheese is good
It’s a matter of degree. The mild stuff is fantastic, the pungent stuff literally smells like feet. You can see vapors coming off of it.
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
No arguments here.
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
I’ll still eat the orange because I’m stubborn. I usually eat them with the yellow so it’s less offensive.
Wait, why is there a toilet paper take mixed in with specifically all other food takes?
Because it’s in the comic?
Anyway:
Very Hell Yes:
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
-Fritos are terrible
-Mushrooms are delicious
-Olives are even more delicious (Greek ones yes, Black ones eh)
-coconut is gross
Hell Yes:
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not (Literally everything is a sandwich)
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
-It’s called Soda.
-It’s called a sub.
-Waffles > pancakes
-Crab > Lobster
-Bleu Cheese is good
Hell No:
-Pineapple on pizza is good
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods (it’s always good)
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
Very Hell No:
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it (Cream cheese and lox)
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
-Oysters are disgusting
Chicago Deep Dish “pizza” is just an overzealous lasagna
I think of it as pizza casserole.
You answered all those questions and you didn’t tell us what type of beer you like. For me, it’s stouts. The darker the better.
Blue crab > lobster > crab legs
All your answers are automatically incorrect. You’re a Giants fan. Thats your default.
But yeh. The Combine is middle aged white sports guy porn. Its the equivalent of choosing gladiators in ancient Rome 2000 years ago, at a time when being white, creepy and powerful was not seen in quite as negative a light as it is these days.
Wow, this whole comment thing turned out great lol. I loved the ending to this one more than the first time you did it because this seems more likely to me. Kind of the same thing, but slightly different. I wonder what happened to Joe Guy….
If you’re gonna put pineapple on your pizza you might as well eat it with a fork. No heresy like full heresy.
– Used to think Mayo was gross. Wife makes her own (common in Spain) and it’s much less gross knowing it’s just olive oil and an egg. That being said I refuse to clean the dish when she’s done because it’s gross.
– It’s called a soda but only if you aren’t referring to the “cola” flavor. Then it’s a coke.
– Crab meat is better than lobster meat, but is much harder to get, so it evens out.
– Medium steaks are for women.
– Fritos are only terrible if you haven’t one yet. Once you eat one, you continue to eat them and you don’t know why.
– Crystal is better than Tabasco for sure.
Oh and fancy flat bread “authentic” pizzas are flat bread not pizza.
Vegetable oil*
Cheesecake>Pie>Cake
Some of you are children. Steak should always be medium rare. Grow up.
Your phone auto corrected women to children.
I’ve looked at some of these combine questions, and the more I see, the more I’m convinced the scouts are trying to find Replicants than football players.
^
now THAT’s a idea for a strip!
Mint Chocolate Chip for the fucking win!
this has me in
-Pineapple on pizza is good
It sucks ass
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
fully agreed, I don’t usually like it
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
mhmmhmm
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
They’re the same aight?
-Pie > Cake
Deep fry everything lmfao
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
This is… debatable idk
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
No, try peanut butter salted caramel dark chocolate fudge ice cream
sprinkles make everything better
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
agreed
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
who eats ranch on pizza wtf
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
Pizza is meant to be folded, but thiccc is nice?
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
100 AGREED.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
I feel u
-It’s called Soda.
Theres other names?
-It’s called a sub.
theres other names here too?
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
agreed
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
I just ate a bunch of them and I love them so I disagree
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
agreed, put it in a wrap with some bacon or meat
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
They’re all the same basically
-Coke > Pepsi
mmmmm idk
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
Agreed, thats why its called “medium”
-Fritos are terrible
no
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
“VONZAE WTF”
-Waffles > pancakes
depends on who makes them, what kind and a lot of other factors
-Mushrooms are delicious
AGEED
-Olives are even more delicious
ew not really
-coconut is gross
nope its amazing
-Oysters are disgusting
nope
-Crab > Lobster
both r good, depends on the event
-Bleu Cheese is good
no
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
Agreed
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
Just eat them all and ignore it all. Then go buy more
Pineapple on pizza? ew
Is Mayo mostly gross? yes
Oysters are disgusting? Yes(unless your from Boston)
-Pineapple on pizza is good
* Yes, especially with a good meat.
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
*Yes, mayo on a sandwich or how McDonalds like to put about an inch layer on is the absolute worst. And while we are on the topic, Miracle whip tastes worse.
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
*2 pieces of bread (for the most part) CHECK. Shit in the middle, Check. Its a sandwich( kind of)
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath and you don’t explicitly have a cat or child (who are risks for unraveling the roll), you are a criminal
*Agreed. How about paper towel rack?
-Pie > Cake
*Agreed, where does cobbler fall in this discussion?
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
*Agreed
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
*Chips are usually to waxy for me. Everything but the for me.
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
*Agree on bagel type. But for me the best topping is a slice of black forest ham that has been seared, a slice of sharp Tillamook cheese, with an over medium jammy egg on top.
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
*Dead on
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
*agreed
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
*Cold pizza is king. If you microwave it you suck.
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
*Yes, throw you omelette in the bin
-It’s called Soda.
*Yup
-It’s called a sub.
*Yup
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
* perfect
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
*The fat kid in me wants to argue with you, but the adult knows this to be true. Fresh homemade chocolate chip cookie with a little flaky sea salt every time.
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
*ketchup is garbage on eggs. Word. Only if the eggs are hot, those suckers get luke warm and its back to sauce.
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
*So much so. If I am going low rent sauce, Cholula or Tapatio.
-Coke > Pepsi
*yup
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
*People need to stop acting like raw meat is manly. If you disagree go eat some raw chicken and pork.
-Fritos are terrible
*Disagree (fat kid thing)
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
*Middle of the road on this, but what do I know I like Vegemite.
-Waffles > pancakes
*Truth
-Mushrooms are delicious
*More truth
-Olives are even more delicious
*Speak it.
-coconut is gross
*Try some Thai curry.
-Oysters are disgusting
*Yes when they are chewy
-Crab > Lobster
*fresh cooked crab of the dock is pure heaven.
-Bleu Cheese is good
*Bleu cheese is great
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
*Yup
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash.
*Pink is best, then red, then yellow, ill take your orange. And you have to eat them 2 at a time.
Apparently some of you neanderthals have never traveled further from home than the county line.
Soda is called pop in much of the country, in parts of the south coke is used for all types of soda.
Subs are called hoagies, grinders, heroes, poorboys.
How do people not know this?
Coconut is one of the most disgusting foods on the planet, right up there with lima beans and Brussels sprouts.
+1 for solid facts & feels combo but come on its a po’boy
also youve clearly never had baked brussels sprouts those own
hell, even raw brusseloes can be delicious! they’re wee little cabbages! honestly, i have found that most people who hate brusseloes have only had them boiled or steamed.*
*tho properly done they can be good that way too. trust me, i’m irish, i know overcooked garbage.
Wanna try rocky mountain oysters?
i’ve haddem. they’re fine. whatever.
The Scouting combine really is the NFL showing it’s the MLB’s shitty cousin. The NFL is in desperate need of a sabermetric revolution to stop this nonsense. If we could actually have some real data, then perhaps they wouldn’t torment these kids with stupid questions.
I can tolerate mayo on pre-made sandwiches, but I would not specifically request it.
Lobster claw meat is very good, but lobster tails are flavorless.
I have never been a big fan of Fritos, though I would eat them if I had to.
I like Oreos and Nutella.
Mint chocolate chip is the best widely available ice cream flavor (though some unique Baskin-Robbins and Ben & Jerry’s flavors would give it a run for its money as my favorite).
Pickles are disgusting and almost instantly ruin anything they are in.
Glad we agree on Bleu Cheese. Here’s a tough question though:
Bleu Cheese or Ranch on wings?
You’re spot on about waffles>pancakes, but french toast is superior to both. Also I once saw a picture saying that the real question isn’t whether a hot dog is a sandwich, but if cereal is soup. Being a masshole I saw the obvious… cereal is chowder.
-Pineapple on pizza: You bring me pizza with pineapple on it you’re leaving with 6 less teeth
-Mayo is gross: Cake: NO
-Chicago Deep Dish is not pizza: Agreed
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip: Based on what criteria?
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter: Agreed
-Ranch: is disgusting
-Pizza crust: Even more important is the cheese. If an incorrect fold does not cause the cheese to slide off into the box, it’s not pizza
-Veggie pizza: Pizza without meat is not pizza.
-Eggs: Dry eggs suck. Runny eggs suck more. Gotta goldilocks that shit.
-It’s called Soda: yup
-It’s called a sub: Hoagie is also acceptable.
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable: yes
-Oreos are trash garbage: They arent bad if you drown them in milk until the bubbles stop
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting: indeed
-Tabasco is overrated: totally.
-Coke > Pepsi: plain cola wise no, but cherry coke rules all
-Rare steak is gross: Medium is the only civilized way to eat steak
-Fritos are terrible: yes
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross: yes
-Waffles > pancakes: HELL no. French toast > pancakes > waffles
-Mushrooms are delicious: Depends what you put em on.
-Olives are even more delicious: no
-coconut is gross: yes
-Oysters are disgusting: yes
-Crab > Lobster: Crab is disgusting. Lobster is way better. Crab is the runny eggs of shellfish.
-Bleu Cheese is good: Mold is nasty. Bums eat moldy food. You’re a bum.
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry: there are other flavors?
-Pink is the best starburst. Then red. Then yellow. Throw orange in the trash: No, pink is last, orange is first.
-Pineapple on pizza is good
Hell no
-Mayo is mostly gross, but necessary on certain foods
Yes, especially fries (but gravy is even better)
-A hot dog doesn’t quite feel like a sandwich, but I lean more towards sandwich than not
I prefer a kielbasa
-If you put the toilet paper roll on underneath, you are a criminal
But it feels so wrong and risk-eh
-Pie > Cake
not cheesecake
-Chicago Deep Dish pizza is delicious, however it is not pizza
yes
-The best ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip
yes
-The best topping for a bagel is actually just butter, and sometimes jelly. The best bagel in the world is a new york-style egg bagel with butter and jam on it
make a bagel sandwich with eggs and bacon
-Ranch on pizza is delicious but jesus it feels like the most unhealthy thing you can possibly do so I never do it
i’ll do it if others have ranch, but i don’t keep it at home
-Pizza is meant to be folded when you eat it and thick bready crusts are bad. Less crust better crust.
you can have too thin (think wafer) pizza crust, but i generally agree
-Cold pizza is great, however not when it is veggie pizza. Veggie pizza does not keep well.
indeed
-Eggs are best in scrambled form, and when the scrambled form is closer to dry. Runny eggs are disgusting and like eating snot.
i can eat eggs in most forms, but sunnyside with the yoke used to dip toast in is phenomenal.
-It’s called Soda.
sure
-It’s called a sub.
yep
-Ketchup on hot dogs is acceptable, though not my first choice
mustard, sauerkraut > ketchup
-Oreos are trash garbage. They taste like charcoal with dried putty in the middle. They are only good if you grind them into bits to put in other things, like ice cream.
that’s why milk exists
-Ketchup on eggs is disgusting. Hot sauce on eggs is the truth. Cold salsa on hot scrambled eggs is god mode.
cold salsa rules all
-Tabasco is overrated, the best Louisiana hot sauce is Crystal
i prefer a less vinegary hot sauce like Tapatio
-Coke > Pepsi
yes but root beer rules all
-Rare steak is gross. Medium is the perfect balance between flavor and texture.
agreed.
-Fritos are terrible
you’re a madman, fritos are so good, especially with homemade chili
-Nutella tastes like diabetes and is gross
yes
-Waffles > pancakes
yes. i love the pockets can store the syrup and butter evenly instead of it just making the pancake all saturated
-Mushrooms are delicious
yes
-Olives are even more delicious
yes
-coconut is gross
try it fresh in a tropical area and your opinion may change, especially the juice.
-Oysters are disgusting
nope
-Crab > Lobster
i like them equally
-Bleu Cheese is good
yes
-The best pop tart flavor is frosted strawberry. The next best is unfrosted strawberry. Every fruit pop tart tastes better than the cinnamon one.
i love the cinnamon one D-:<
-Pink is the best starburst.
uh, yeah