The GOAT Is Finally Revealed
I’ve been a fool. All this time, I’ve been a fool. How could I possibly think anyone else was the GOAT. Did you see that game on Sunday? Did you see it? There is no question left in my mind. Trent Dilfer is the GOAT.
I don’t see how it’s even arguable. Tom Brady? Tom Brady has lost 2 Super Bowls, both to the very same team that Trent Dilfer defeated. He beat Michael Strahan in his PRIME. You know who else was a coach on that Giants squad? Sean Payton and John Fox. Trent Dilfer beat a team led by two Super Bowl coaches. He pissed on them. Trent Dilfer beat the Giants 34-7. Tom Brady and the mighty Patriots could only score 31 points against the Giants in TWO GAMES COMBINED. One with the “best offense ever”. Tom Brady sucks. Did you see him throw a pick 6 in the Super Bowl? Trent Dilfer hasn’t done that. Trent Dilfer hasn’t even thrown an interception in a Super Bowl. Pathetic. Yeah, Tom has won more, but what does it say that the Patriots had to squeak by and earn all of those wins when Trent Dilfer could throw for a measly 153 yards and still blow out the one team Tom Brady can’t beat. Sad!
You think Tom Brady’s big comeback in SB 51 makes him the GOAT? All I saw was a team that needed a huge comeback and a gigantic choke from the Falcons to win a game that they were losing so badly thanks to how poorly Tom Brady played for 2 and a half quarters. Trent Dilfer could play like shit for a whole game and blow out the other team. You think BRADY is the GOAT after this? Are you nuts?
Trent has a perfect Super Bowl record. But Dave, you claim, so does Joe Montana, and Brad Johnson, and Eli Manning, and a bunch of other scrubs. Screw those chumps. You know what Trent Dilfer did after he won the Super Bowl? He went to Disney World. HE WASN’T EVEN THE MVP, but Disney looked at Ray Lewis and still understood who the real star was. Know what else Trent Dilfer did after winning the Super Bowl? Stopped being a Raven. No other Super Bowl starter has not been on the team next year. That’s stone cold innovation, baby. Trent told that stupid failed steel mill burg full of complex drug rings that make good TV shows to HELL WITH THEM. Trent Dilfer struck his own path. Like a GOAT should.
Trent Dilfer looks like a thumb. You know, the most important digit on any hand. All these pretty boy QBs need to back off. Bring Thumbs back. GOAT thumb.
Is Trenton New Jersey named after Trent Dilfer? It is. They named it before he was born, anticipating his greatness. It’s a special kind of honor, because New Jersey is where the Giants play, and Trent Dilfer beat the Giants (unlike Tom Brady). It’s like Jersey already knew who their daddy was. That’s R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Not just a little bit, either.
Trent Dilfer helped invent QBR. Has Tom Brady invented a stat to measure his own greatness? No. Neither has Peyton. Marino? Ha, maybe if he stopped snorting coke once in a while. You think Rodgers is better than Dilfer? I bet Dilfer actually talks to his family, like a true American. When I saw someone say that TD got into the Hall of Fame, I was confused, because TRENT DILFER IS HIS OWN HALL OF FAME, HE DONT NEED NO CANTON BULLSHIT. GOATRENT.
So lets stop arguing about who the GOAT is. We’re just arguing for second place. Wayne Gretsky, Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth, Pele, and Trent Dilfer, and Dilfer’s head is the biggest. There’s your damn Mt. Rushmore of GOATs.
If any fool even tries to argue this point I will edit their comment to reflect the truth that Trent Dilfer is the Greatest of All Time. I will not stand for such slander.
*slow clap by lone man… building to tumultuous applause and a standing ovation…*
Trent Dilfer is the Greatest of All Time
Sexy Rexy better for 2 reasons:
1. Dilfer faced Kerry Collins and was carried. Sexy Rexy faced Peyton Manning and carried his team.
2. Trent Dilfer was a pussy whi never went deep. Sexy Rexy always went deep.
Pete Rose is the GOAT of gambling
Tbh Rose should be in the Baseball HoF
Also, RIP all them GOATs
Also, confused by who #19 “JU” is…I’m gonna feel dumb as soon as you tell me
Unitas.
And JT to the left of Unitas?
Jim Thorpe, the greatest athlete of all time (Olympic Gold Medalist, Football HoFer, standout Baseball player)
Jim Thorpe was also a champion ballroom dancer.
Wait a minute. Unitas played for the Colts and Chargers. What uniform is he wearing? It looks like a Bills uni.
It’s a Colts jersey. It just looks darker.
It’s more or less much a Colts jersey, blue and white: http://americanfootball.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Unitas.
The stripes look like they’re on the cuffs (Bills) instead of the shoulders (Colts), but in fairness to Dave I don’t know how he could do it differently give the size and angle of the arms in the drawing.
It’s so weird seeing you draw Peyton in Colts gear.
Is JT Jim Thorpe?!?! I’ve literally just spent an hour of work time googling trying to figure that out!
yes it is
>Tells people to save their long, very drawn out comments arguing how Tom Brady is the GOAT for the next comic
>In said next comic, says he’ll edit any comment arguing against GOATrent DiWfer being the GOAT
Sorry pal, you’re the real GOAT here.
I’m glad your opinon validates mine. Brad Johnson and Trent Dilfer are both GOATs.
Obviously John Elway is the GOAT. He carried his entire team and was a literal workhorse. Nobody could stop them (Except for the 1988 Redskins. Does that make Doug Williams the GOAT?)
Yes
What about the 49ers team that beat them 55-10 (or something similarly lopsided)?
Sure. Why not.
Doug Williams is the GOAT. He won titles as an ex-Buc before it was cool.
Who’s FT?
Nevermind
Thanks for bringing some happiness back to my week, Dave. So glad not EVERYONE is going on and on about how Brady is the best and that you should shut up if you believe otherwise.
It’s cute to see the truth about Dilfer be accepted Dave.
it’s cute to see your utter lack of any clue of how the fuck to use apostrophes
How so? You both use apostrophes at the same word.
“pat’s fan”, who is apparently a fan of pat
The mascot is Pat Patriot, so it does work
Oh, and my hat and t shirt shipped today. Man, I got alot of championship hats.
jesus, you already ruined the goddamn joke, so i guess i lose nothing by explaining in a vaguely irritating and condescending fashion that since “patriots” is already fucking plural, the apostrophe goes on the very end, i.e. “pats'”
Did Rob Parker get a guest comic spot today?
When you said on Twitter you’re going to make the best pats comic. I thought you were actually going to try.
I just said I would finally make the comic Pats fans were waiting for and I did. Trent Dilfer is the GOAT and it’s about time I accepted it
Dave, you’re being a goatier goat then Rick Dockery in playing for Pizza
How could I be so blind…..I see the light now. Dilfer is greatness personified. I was never a Dilfer fan. I was always so critical of him. But you’re argument is flawless. Take that Brady. You may have 5 rings. But you will never be Trent Dilfer.
As an added bonus, I think it would be neat if Dilfer was the one who took Brady’s jersey and marked his name over Brady’s. And Bill was cool and accepting of it.
The best proof is that the following year’s Ravens team was arguably even better, except one thing: no Trent Dilfer. And lo and behold, no Dilf, no Super Bowl.
well play sir. well played.
I wonder if bill wanted Dilfer in the 2000 free agency market
No obligatory mention of Brad Johnson throwing a touchdown pass to himself? That’s GOAT material right there.
Brad Johnson is incredible and if Trent Dilfer didn’t exist he’d easily be the GOAT
Dent Trilfer
I ain’t even mad
Who’s FT? I can’t figure that one out
Tan Frarkenton
Why isn’t Montana up there?
He’s more of a lamb than a GOAT
As an official Clarificator, I can indeed confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trent Dilfer is indeed the real GOAT of GOATs. It’s more probable than not that after Superbowl 35, Tom Brady became at least generally aware of Trent’s playstyle, and simply copied it for himself.
How is Trent Dilfer the GOAT?
Did you not read the post, I feel the evidence is pretty overwhelming
Now, now the True Goat strives to lead in all categories, so Brady just wanted to pass Elway and Kelly for most losses to the Giants. True winners break every record, which Dilfer ignored when he won the Super Bowl like a scrub.
Also, you played yourself! If Brady can’t be sacrificed, he’ll just have to play another season. You really got the Pats fans, Dave!
What kind of nonsense is this, what kind of serious rationalization did you have to do just to convince yourself that Trent Dilfer is not the GOAT. I used to be you. Then I saw the light. You can’t just deny the truth. Trent Dilfer is the GOAT.
This is the only good thing to come out of that Superbowl. Excellent work Dave!
The Dilf also won multiple (MULTIPLE!) games with the Browns.
Has Tom Deflady done that? NOOOOOOooooo…
Johnny M also won multiple games with the Browns… -___-
And Johnny Manziel is top 5 all time what is your point?
JFF >> TB12
Even as a rabid Patriots fan and Tom Brady homer, I have to say I can see no fault in your flawless logic. All hail the GOAT!
Nick Foles is the goat, undeniably.
It’s funny because there are actually people out there still using the “undefeated in Superbowls” argument in all seriousness. Did Montana only play those 4 years in the NFL? no. Montana played for 16 seasons, Brady so far has played for 17. Brady has more Superbowl wins per season, more Superbowl starts per season, and more AFC championship starts per season. He also has a better career completion percentage, more average yards per game/season, higher touchdown percentage, lower interception percentage, much higher passer rating and is basically superior in every measurable category… It seems asinine that people still think it’s a reasonable argument, but clearly you satire it here for just that reason.
Joe Montana lost to the Giants in the postseason three times while Brady lost twice! Now that’s flawless logic!
This needs to be a new meme. The NFL version of the NBA’s Brian Scalabrine. Let’s stoke the coals on this new gem.
“Only QB to beat the Giants in the Super Bowl, even though three HOF QBs could not. GOAT.”
“Won a Super Bowl throwing just 12 TDs on the season. GOAT.”
“One season with the Ravens, one Super Bowl won with them. Efficiency. GOAT.”
Really wanted a ringless rivers comic
Who’s JT?
The one with a C on his jersey
Jim Thorpe.
ooch, and ringless schaub, too!
Everyone knows the real GOAT is Puppy Monkey Baby. All hail the great PMB!