The Fresh Prince of St. Louis
Track listing for 1st and PIMP
– Intentional pounding
-Slant Pimpin
-Nothin but a TD thang
-My Game is
-F*** tha Back Judge
-Knock you out route
-Goldslinga
-Boyz N da Pocket
-Bingered Reserve (Feat. Nee Pain)
-Strip Club Sack
-Goin Deep (Feat. Your Mom)
-Total INT of my heart
That was going to be my Thursday comic before Chernoball struck again. Earlier this week LeSean McCoy caused a small controversy by suggesting Chip Kelly is a racist because he got rid of all the talented black players (aka Him and Maclin) and kept Riley Cooper. Obviously this is stupid and McCoy is obviously still salty he got traded. I’ve always hated McCoy for Giants fan reasons but after a few years it became clear that he doesn’t seem like the brightest guy, because this is not the first dumb thing he’s said. He’s out of the division and I still don’t want to root for him.
This was amazing.
Buffalo Chicken logos…brilliant!!
Nick Foles is turning into John El-Neigh
You forgot the leadoff track. It’s a remix of “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA_9OrI
I’m just gonna leave this here. This is a real thing that’s in the works. https://www.facebook.com/JoeFlacco/photos/a.298902250198654.72110.250184861737060/821464404609100/?type=1&theater
“Flaccovelli”
I’ll reserve judgement till it comes out. Who knows? Joe Flacco might not be too bad.
The Notorious F.O.L.E.
2-Picks
Lil’ Nick
50 Yards
Nickzibit
Kanye Midwest
Man, the level of detail in this one is awesome.
The sad thing about McCoy saying stuff like this is that it doesn’t help anything, or move the league forward in any way. He accomplished nothing by using the race card here other than making a mess for everyone and making himself look stupid at the same time. Maybe thats why Chip got rid of him. Maybe he’s just a troublemaker.
Also maybe he’s an RB who is getting old and already showed a possible statistical drop last season. Chip saw an opportunity to get some new young talent by trading away what is essentially a big name and maybe nothing else.
Also, Maclin left to go be with Andy Reid, on a team that wanted to pay him what he wants.
This might be the best comic ever thus far
Nick Foles more like Slim Foley
In West Philadelphia drafted and trained
In the stadium is where I spent most of my days
All chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And all playin some football outside of the school
But then a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
They gave me one little injury and Chip got scared
And he said we’re trading you to the Rams who’ll move to LA
U win the 90s
deah lawd
Was hoping for the album to be more Viper-like. Dude’s a legend.
Big Tom and The B.B. Gun – Straight Outta Bahstan
1. Deflation Nation Ft. Jay McNizzy
2. Love The Way You Spy Ft. Manginhianna
3. Patriot Way
4. Spike Spike Baby Ft. Gronkalicious
5. 99 Playcalls (But a Pick Ain’t One) Ft. Buttery Butler M
6. U Can’t Cheat This
7. Return Of The Kraft Ft. Young Krafty
Also, Dave, please please please PLEASE make a full-size version of First and PIMP’s cover. I need a phone wallpaper of it.
Lol’d at the 4th frame. Was amused by the rest. Giggled at the track list. Then I scrolled back up and thought the Buffalo logos looked a bit odd. Focused in, and then laughed my butt off.
This may be your greatest work yet!
I like to imagine this URL is being passed around the Rams & Eagles locker rooms right now…
Dave Tom Brady suspended 4 games Pats lose next years first rounder and 2017s 4th rounder also Pats fined 1 million GOODELL LAID THE HAMMER
Brady going down harder than Sam Bradford’s knees son
WHERE IS THE REX CANNON IN THIS ONE?!?!?!