The Fresh Prince Of Helaire
An RB got drafted in the first round,
And I’ll take a two minute drill, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how Clyde became Edwards Helaire.
In Louisiana, born and raised
With his friend Derrius Guice is how he spent most of his days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And juking some bitches all out of their shoes.
When a college coach who was up to no good,
Started recruit’n in his neighborhood.
He had some good games and his reputation grew,
And then what do ya know he plays for LSU
He called for the ball, and when it came near,
He screamed “fresh” and put his foes in the rear.
He and his pal Joe Burrow just weren’t fair,
And then the draft came and he moved on from there
He got picked up by KC in the first round but late,
and he yelled to the QB “Mahomes, smell ya later.”
Looked at Missouri, he was finally there
To sit on his throne as Clyde Edwards Helaire.
I love it…
*new jack beat continues* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H799dx2Jeo
I’m just desperately hoping he comes back one offseason really overweight so that we can call him “Clyde Edwards-Éclair”
C’mon CEH, take one for the team . . .
He doesn’t need to be overweight for that
I want him to wear one of those expensive, puffy, shiny jackets that rappers wear
Then he becomes Clyde Edwards-Moncler
He could wear a puffy shirt, but I don’t think he wants to be a pirate
Yes
Dave, please make a comic about the Raiders offense going to space.
https://www.nfl.com/news/kenyan-drake-raiders-offense-is-going-to-space-in-2021
Could cross over with the money comics
How long have you been waiting to make this rhyme? This feels like its been repressed since the start of last season
More or less exactly this
Ok
Now I’m picturing Reid picking him up and tossing him out of Arrowhead any time he does something stupid like a dropped pass or fumble or worse, lol!
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