The Draw Play Is Temporarily Suspended Due To COVID-19
Mar13
on March 13, 2020
at 12:01 am
EVERYTHING IS SUSPENDED
I FELT KINDA SICK ALL DAY
IF I LIVE I WILL MAKE MORE COMICS
EDIT: No comic today, but stay tuned on social media or come back later/tomorrow for a special update! What if…all the NFL logos got quarantined?
PRETTY MUCH
“Look at me! I’m the sports now!”
But seriously, good decision. If there’s no material to work with, can’t much do anything. And no telling when things will get back to normal. Anyways, stay safe.
My wife has a cough and a fever. Gonna look into getting tested. Neither of us have travelled at all. Coom
Ugh. And I was really looking forward to the XFL games this weekend too. March Madness being cancelled is just crazy. I don’t think I can bring myself to watch white trash drive around in circles to an empty stadium. Thanks a lot China
Blame the exotic animal market this all came from.
Really I was blaming the CCP for letting it get out of control and censoring that there was a problem until it was too late. Though yeah, I guess blaming some of the people of China for supporting those animal markets for stupid reasons is also valid.
Guess I’m a cricket fan now
I know how you feel Dave.
Maybe EA can purchase the NFL and NBA, and then with their combined cash flows they can make a SUPER REALISTIC SIMULATION, and it can replace the real games altogether, forever.
That way, Tom Brady will NEVER have to retire, and like Star Wars, he will carry on into digital eternity… *cue golden spotlight, choral sigh, and silver trumpets*
They cancelled the Aussie GP.
F1 cancelled a race. The current rumor is that their first GP will be the One in Baku, Azerbaijan…. if that’s true it will be must watch TV. The current race tends to be like Mario Kart, and thats after 6 months of sim work and half a season for drivers to get ready for it. Without the real world practice I’m expecting a lot of insanity at that race.
I forgot Baku is on the Black Sea. For some reason I thought it was at elevation, which would make things even more interesting.
The one time I am out of school for two weeks. I think I can be super on top of the NCAA tournament. There goes that idea. I literally have no sports to watch.
Call the Corona Hotline
How have I not heard that joke already? That’s awesome.
Get Well soon. There’s always Major League Rugby full matches on Youtube that you don’t know the results of yet.
I like how the related comic is “Vontae Davis Ends His NFL Career”
There is one last sports game. On Saturday at 9pm Est, the Oakland Panthers (Marshawn Lynch’s team) will host the Iowa Barnstormers in front of 0 fans on YouTube (just look up Indoor Football League)
Quick update: That game got canned to.
More time for Madden 20, right?
The Suns are trying to play the Mavs via NBA2k, so it maybe.
Live Dave, LIVE!!!!!!!
I wonder what all the sports channels will be talking about for the foreseeable future.
Tom Brady 24×7.
“But I least I have sports”
Yeah, you’re probably sick. Get better man.
The old XFL wouldn’t have cancelled.
Agreed. The old XFL would probably have also injected every player with the live virus directly so nobody would have a competitive disadvantage. No, wait, they’d do it for FUN.
The Chargers can still play their home games without violating the 250-person crowd-size limit.
(rimshot)
You win, sir.
Dave. In this case do pushups at home and jog some on the streets. Or parks. Thoughts and prayers.
Corona-chan: *stalks Olympics*
Olympics: *walks slowly*
Corona-chan: *starts walking faster*
Olympics: *starts to run*
Corona-chan: *chases Olympics*
Yeah you know that meme image it’s ripped off from.
Yooooo Tanny just got fukken paaaaaid, cant wait for him to show up to join gang Elite Moneyz.
LMAO the texans traded hopkins for a 2nd and thecorpse of DJ… wtf even is this offseason
Bill O’Brien is more clever than I gave him credit for, trading Hopkins at a time when he knew coronavirus protocols would prevent a large and unruly mob from storming his office.
Real talk tho, there must be something going on behind the scenes that we dont know about. Maybe Hopkins (justifiably) lost faith that the Texans were going anywhere under BoB and demanded a trade? Or maybe he wanted more money and threatened a holdout? This trade makes zero sense otherwise….
The new sport is apparently how long can you live
“what if all the logos got quarantined”
nothing of value would be lost
Where can we find the quarantined logos?
I was jonesing for some sports so I watched a LigaMX match on TV being played in an empty stadium. It was eerie. You could hear the players yelling, the ball bouncing on the grass, everything. Occasionally, a pre-recorded message would come over the PA, speaking to no one. I could only handle a bit before I shut it off. Too creepy.