The Draft Weirdos Are Back In Their Cages For Another Year
We had the early prospect rankings. We had the combine. We had the mock drafts. We had more mock drafts. We had even more mock drafts. We had another fucking round of mock drafts. Then, we had the draft. Finally, we had the post-draft grades and analysis. Now here we stand at the end of it all, entering the post-draft dry season, and it is good to be free. All those weirdos who spend 3 months overthinking the future prospects of a bunch of kids who just want to ball are back in their holes where we don’t have to give them any attention until like, maybe November if we follow a bad team that is likely drafting high. Good riddance.
I eagerly await the training camp season, when every team looks great and all the draft picks look to make an immediate impact and life is full of optimism. Until then, go outside. Have fun. Watch basketball or hockey. It’s not the offseason. It’s the season to be free.
2020 Dolphins get the first pick and they take Tua and then trade Rosen for a 4th pick to the Broncos
I did see that most 2020 draft predicts have Tua going to the dolphins, which is hillarious. Poor fictional future Rosen.
Re-skin of ‘Josh Rosen Gets The Bad News’ in 353… 352…
If the Dolphins are able to get the first overall pick next year Rosen deserves zero sympathy and the Cards will have been right in dumping him off like they did
There’s already been so many 2020 Mock Drafts because all those weirdos like McShay and Kiper are horny over Tua Tagovailoa. And by the time the 2020 Draft is over next April, those guys will be making 2021 mock drafts because they instantly nut when they hear Trevor Lawrence.
The Raiders are looking into signing Richie Incognito. I swear if this team doesn’t burn itself alive I’d be surprised
Pass the popcorn.
There’s Kap to sign.
You know what I didn’t have to do this year? You know what I won’t have to do next year? Pay attention to the draft before January. Damn that freed up a lot of my time during the week.
yeah, when I saw 2020 mock drafts was when I realized my yahoo sports dashboard would bring me no entertainments
Wonder how long it’ll take to break Draw Play Dave?
Starting the Pool, I’ve got $20 6.9 Weeks
6.9. Nice.
When is the 6.9 anniversary for the comic?
can we just leave ’em in the cages next year?
Gronk comes back from retirement and the Pats trade him to the Browns for a 6th round draft pick and then the Pats trades the pick to the Angels for Trout who gets converted to a back up kicker.