The Don’t Care Dolphin Retires
Jul10
on July 10, 2018
at 12:01 am
Jay Cutler is apparently on a reality show about his wife now.
The first episode featured Jay Cutler as peak Jay Cutler saying, and I quote, “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that”.
In honor of Jay Cutler, I don’t feel like writing a blog post so let’s just end it here.
I’m going back to bed…
Well, apparently he did say that he would only continue his career if he were guaranteed a starting job, that he’s not interested in being a backup.
Considering every team now has an entrenched starting QB or a rookie/year-2 QB they’re going to place their hopes on… yeah, it’s essentially declaring retirement.
…Oh wait, except the Broncos. But it’s going to be top hilarity if he does go back to Denver.
I rue the day that he retires just because it’ll be the end of the “Don’t Care” series.
“I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that”.
Perfectly sums up his entire career…
Please return Jay back into a bear.
Agreed. Don’t Care Dolphin just doesn’t have the same ring as “Don’t Care Bare”. Plus, if he’s now retired-ish, he played 2/3 of his career for the Bears, so I feel like it’s right to remember him as a Bear.
I love the cigar in the blowhole.
I like that the lit side is in.
I’m going to be sad when he finally hangs them up.
Another legend lost
Jay Cutler is the GOAT
Jay Cutler is my spirit animal?!? how did THAT happen?!?
$1m per loss.
Twunt.
Hey, you can’t seriously tell us the Browns won’t need him at some point this year
I know it probably sounds way different but my headcanon voice for Jay Cutler is Fitz from 12 oz. Mouse.
“The good thing is I play quarterback, so I don’t have to be in that great of cardiovascular shape,” — Jay Cutler
Veins of cheese-wiz
https://www.theringer.com/tv/2018/7/9/17537790/jay-cutler-kristin-cavallari-week-1
I came here specifically to share this link with you hoping that it would lead to a comic. You can only imagine how pleased I am to see that it’s already there. Good job Dave
Here’s the article from The Ringer about it:
https://www.theringer.com/tv/2018/7/9/17537790/jay-cutler-kristin-cavallari-week-1
I miss when the bears had stupid, fun qbs (neckbeard, sexy texy, and DON’T CARE (just facts, do you careeee?))