The Dolphins Get A Pep Talk
So I know a whole lot of folks expected a comic on the Dolphins line coach doing coke video last week but nothing funny came to me that wasn’t already said within an hour of the news dropping. The past weekend finally gave me something I could be happy with.
So that was a thing. For a day that was really funny. Honestly I just wonder what he did to piss off the lady who leaked it. Maybe he got creepy and she did it to ruin him. According to this, it seems like he was using her for blow or something. It seems like a weird situation.
All I really know is doing blow with a rolled up dollar bill before a team meeting while professing your love for a Las Vegas model is Miami as fuck. All he needed was a tropical shirt with the top 3 buttons undone to show his chest hair while wearing white golf shorts and the guy could be the mascot of every Miami stereotype ever.
The Dolphins are a hard team to figure out, but so are most teams this year. They did force a comeback on the road against a good team, so they aren’t a mess. Certainly still worth watching for the moment, especially in a slightly more interesting AFCE with the Patriots playing like ass on defense. It won’t last, but treasure the uncertainty while we have it, fellas.
Is Jay the first English player you’ve had in TDP?
I think spilly had a Premier League game in the background of his soccer comic.
If it was Chelsea-Man City, there’s a good chance that’d still be a Yes.
Miami is fucked in the later half of the schedule. 20 points is their highest total of the season, they have no bye (thanks Irma), the Jets and Bills don’t suck this year, and New England is playing as much D as the Saints, so yes: Miami is fucked.
+ they only crossed midfield once vs. the Saints (resulted in Cutler pick). Lol.
That’s what happens when your coaches are more interested in the white lines than the o-line
I miss Miami. Best gig I ever had. I just wish they let me coach longer.
Nice reference
Gase got a Case of crack
That alt text. Perfect.
falcons fans on twitter should get their char limit raised to 283
Is Thursdays comic gonna be about Rodgers and his Collarbone ?
There are a lot of fun storylines going around.
-Kaep’s collusion grievance.
-owners meeting with the NFLPA over social issues doesn’t include Kaep (ties back to first point)
-Zeke getting suspended and unsuspended and suspended and unsuspended again
-all the big name injuries
-Jets stolen touchdown
This actually explains Kiko Alonzo catching Taylor Gabriel and trying to return him for a Pick-6.
BTW – go Big Blue. Poor Yags :-(.
Also – I thought the same thing. Miami is probably the coke capitol of the U.S. (NYC, LA and Vegas trailing shortly behind). It makes sense they haven’t had a championship since the late 70s.
She said why she did it (he stopped giving her money). The coke platter thing was that he would snort off her body, not that she was supplying her.
Also it seems she isn’t an escort, which saddens me at some level. Hookers and blow is more Miami than just blow
This makes me realize how fitting Jay Cutler is in Miami
Too bad Dave missed a chance to draw Don’t Care Dolphin up there with his teammates. Even if he didn’t say anything and was just in the background simply being there might have been hilarious.
He is in the background…You just gotta read between the lines.
Cheeky