The Curse Of Tony Romo
HOCKEY! The Dallas Stars fought the good fight but fell in the final game, rather horrendously, to the Saint Louis Blues. Maybe it was just a team failing. Maybe it was a classic chokejob in front of the home crowd. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony Romo is a voodoo curse. Romo was at game 7. This isn’t the only time Romo has shown up at a sporting event in support of some team and that team tragically lost. The Romo curse is real. Romo is the grim reaper, a signal of death, a sign of the end times. If Romo comes to your sporting event, and roots for you, it’s like seeing a dove die in the coal mines. Your time is short. He’s been a signal of his own team’s demise for so long. So much hope the Romo has given Dallas fans. Years of heartbreak at the end of games in the most tragic of fashion, only to look like he’s finally earned respect…then with Dallas going into the most anticipated season in recent memory, he broke. The Romo curse is real.
We can only pray Romo never retires. Right now his curse is stuck in sports. What happens when Romo is set loose on normal life? How do we know many tragedies have resulted from Romo being in the vicinity? What happens if Romo sits in on a UN meeting? What if Romo gets named ambassador to some country? What if Romo attends political rally? (Shit, someone send Romo to a Trump rally, on the double). We can’t afford Romo in public. Romo was born on April 21st, 1980. John Lennon was shot in December. Coincidence? I really don’t want to point any fingers but when the shoe fits…
Romo is the 4th horseman of the apocalypse. Romo is patient zero. Romo is the name of the meteor that hits. R.O.M.O is the robot who gains consciousness. Romo is death. Romo comes for us all.
SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS
Jacksonville
Romo is like the Mayhem guy from the Allstate commercials.
WTF A HOCKEY COMIC???!!?? Actually I would like more of this
This is gonna be a long offseason
Great comic, Romo jokes are always great.
Send Romo to a Hilary rally! Put the criminal down!
Romo must be a Giants fan secretly if this is the case.
If that’s the case, why can’t we beat him
GO PENS
No, Tampa v San Jose to give Canada a giant middle finger
Go away
We USED to have dreams in Dallas. They’re gone now.
quick, get him to wear a pro-Trump shirt at a rally!
Last night, Tampa looked like an actual Arena team. The final score was 42-40 in Orlando. Orlando is 7-0 for the first time since the Bills last made the playoffs. Tampa is 0-6 for the first time ever. Oh yeah. TAMPA FINALLY SCORED 30 FUCKING POINTS YESSSZSDDXDDDD. Tampa finally has their actual qb back, Jason (not James Orlando radio announcers on ESPN3, one of which used to have Boltus as a teammate) Boltus. Boltus didn’t play the fist 5 games because he’s an elementary school teacher in my home county of Hillsborough. If tampa can play like a real arena team again, 3-13 isn’t impossible. Alslo, T.T. Tolliver just became the first player to have over 5000 yards and 400 catches for 2 teams (Tampa Bay and Orlando) and he’s 45 catches away from the all-time reception record. Congrats.
On to the other 2 games this week (2-4 J’ville and 3-3 L.A. are on their bye).
In tonight’s game (6:30pm, CBS Sports Network), The 5-1 Arizona Rattlers go to Philly to play the equally 5-1 Soul. Arizona has never lost to Philly. That should change tonight because Philly is treating this game like the Arena Bowl, while ‘Zona doesn’t care because they already know they are hosting at least 2 playoff games before Arena Bowl XXIX (29) in (what i’m guessing based on plans to add a Mexican team, if not 2) Mexico City. Philly by 4 over the an Rattlers team that has a banged-up secondary.
The last game is a return home for Portland Qb Shane Austin, who just came back from CFL to play against his old team, the 2-4 Cleveland Gladiators. Portland is on the road for the 10th straight game while Cleveland is playing in their 9th straight home game. Cleveland is starting linebacker Arvill Nelson at qb still. Portland by 5 as the ly finally win in 2016 (Univision Deportes/ESPN3 8:00pm Monday night)
Casual Soul fan. Hate what they did to their uniforms.
Yeah, me too.
I was really hoping for a Dallas vs Caps series for the SCF, but nope.
Nope, we’re getting tampa San Jose
Nope, it’s gonna be Stl v. Pittsburgh. St. Louis in six.
A hockey comic? A hockey comic featuring my favorite hockey team?! It’d be like Christmas if we didn’t just lose a crucial game thanks to the goaltending abilities of a colander.
Brings to mind my Texas Rangers’ back to back World Series losses in 2010 & 2011. Every time my Rangers would make it to the World Series Romo would be found creeping around wearing a Rangers hat and jersey. 2011 WS Game 7 came down to Nelson Cruz making one simple catch to seal the victory for Texas, but alas… It truly felt like a curse was at play.
I also saw Mark Cuban and a fan wearing a Texas Rangers hat on.