The Buc stops here
Greg Schiano might be the biggest dick of a head coach I’ve seen in the NFL, and I remember Josh McDaniels. What a punk. I feel really bad for Bucs fans, they don’t deserve this.
I kind of hate the Bucs for how they’ve mistreated Lawrence Tynes and his MRSA issue. No compensation because it’s not a football related injury whatever, two other players got the damn disease from your filthy locker room. The MRSA problem is absurd, how have they not completely firebombed the whole locker room? This is a serious disease and it could infect the whole team, and other teams. The Eagles are totally all gonna die now, which I guess is a bad thing in theory.
As an aside, it’s friggin hilarious how Darrelle Revis took a no guaranteed money contract just to get the hell out of New York, and ended up in an arguably worse situation. Meanwhile the Jets are the best team in NY.
EDIT: For some reason this comic is bringing out the “HURR NEW YORK YOU MEAN NEW JERSEY HURR” people. If you are still using this joke in 2013, congrats on being the least original person on the planet. Yes. The Giants and Jets play in New Jersey. Everyone is fully aware of this, why are we still making this tired technicality joke this late. They represent the NYC metropolitan area and are 5 minutes from NY. Get a new joke. The Washington Redskins play in Maryland. The Dallas Cowboys play in Arlington. The San Francisco 49ers are a season from playing in Santa Clara.
I hated Schiano from the moment he rushed that kneeldown…
Same here, never liked him anyway but that rush confirmed my hate.
I hate Schiano. Too bad my team’s head coach is such a suck up to him. Schiano should leave the NFL alongside Roger Goodell.
Jets are the best team in Jersey. Bills are best in New York.
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In fairness, the NFLPA says they’re handling the MRSA correctly, and the locker room has been “firebombed” two or three times. My issues with Schiano stem from the, shall we say, “everything else” about this season, including the Freeman debacle (and all the PR from it), the handling of Tynes, the misuse of Revis, the anti-team and anti-fan comments, the failure to find a viable TE or WR3, benching Bowers when he’s outplaying Te’o-Nesheim… oh, and being 0-forever.
You keep using the words “In NY” but I don’t think you know what they mean
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A Schiano Man doesn’t consider “a little choking” to be spousal abuse.
A Schiano Man refuses to use the self-service checkout machine at the grocery store, because he doesn’t like “that computer bitch’s” tone.
A Schiano Man never jaywalks, and forcibly prevents others from jaywalking.
A Schiano Man provides his no-holds-barred feedback to the person handing out free samples at a store.
A Schiano Man grunts every time he stands up from a sitting position.
A Schiano man isn’t afraid to kick in his child’s locked bedroom door after an argument, because he paid for that goddamn door!
A Schiano Man stands on the walking side of the escalator and actively attempts to block your path when you try to pass around him.
A Schiano Man isn’t racist, because he doesn’t mind the “good ones.”
-From Deadspin
does greg schiano really have a tooth gap that big?
Imagine a Lloyd Christmas and David Letterman hybrid, and you have Greg Schiano.
Hiring Schiano easily set this franchise back several years, when a proper (or even decent) coaching hire could have possibly made them a contender, or close to it. Instead, what they have is a winless record and they got rid of who was arguably the only franchise quarterback they ever had simply because the coach didn’t want him. If it’s true that he was in fact the one who ran this covert smear campaign against Josh Freeman (is there really any doubt?), he should be fired immediately and no team should consider him.
The writing was on the wall from the beginning, really. Having a career record of just one game over .500 in college and no BCS bowl appearances, Schiano wasn’t even anything special at Rutgers. I can’t imagine what the Glazers were thinking when they hired ol’ Greg, but it blew up in their faces worse than even I had thought possible. They had better hope they find the next Joe Cool in the upcoming draft or beg for Josh’s forgiveness once ol’ Greg is fired.
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Evan Mathis looks terrified. To bad the birds actually won 🙂 Go EAGLES. Beat DALLAS!
Is Sexy Rexy IV Juice approved by the FDA? If not, where could I find some? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
Clearly Rutgers is to blame for the zombie apocalypse.
God, don’t remind me. Everything Rutgers touches turns to crap these days. Two coaches-abusing-player scandals in the same calendar year, one from basketball and one from football?
Well, almost everything. Ray Rice came out of Rutgers, and he’s a legitimate NFL star. But Rutgers is still making me ashamed to be a New Jerseyan.
Dear god that hidden text pun is awful.
I have been a die hard bucs fan forever, not always easy, but I love my team no matter what. I am severely disappointed that this douche bag of a coach has taken this extremely talented roster and ran them into the ground. I wanted nothing more than for Freeman to have a huge year and get his contract extension. Schiano ruined everything, the only problem is him. I can’t wait to watch Josh light it up in Minnesota. The Glazers need to admit their mistake and just fire him mid season. We are obviously gonna get a top 5 maybe even top 3 pick in the draft, if not number 1 overall. Draft the QB of the future, since douchiano sent ours packing. Then try to hire Greg Roman, Lovie Smith or maybe Mike Zimmer.