This is, to some degree, an attempt to jinx myself as I so often have by making a joke that is immediately outdated by a last-second news drop. I mean just two days ago I made a joke about how JJ McCarthy was done for 6-8 weeks only for that morning it to be revealed that he’s out for the year and also Jordan Addison got hurt too. Hopefully, by the time you read this the 49ers will have done something. Chances are unfortunately low.

The 9ers appear to be in a bit of a cap bind that is going to force a problem soon, if not right now. They paid McCaffrey. They paid Deebo. They paid Trent Williams. They paid Kittle. They paid Bosa. Purdy is on the horizon at this rate to get a high contract. Deebo is likely due another one soon too. A lot of people are speculating that the 49ers can’t keep both Deebo and Aiyuk, so the question is do you let Aiyuk walk now or sign Aiyuk and let Deebo walk next year.

The 49ers have not made up their mind either way. For months now we’ve been stuck in this will they/wont they limbo on an Aiyuk trade. He’s been mocked in trades to almost every team at some point. The Steelers seem like the hot candidate now. Everyone’s time is being wasted. 49ers fans especially are begging for release from this tension, no matter how it ends. I honestly kind of remember the feeling. Back in the halcyon days of Odell Beckham trade rumors. Then we finally paid the man and all that tension was released. Then Gettleman traded him anyway not long afterward. Fuck that man was bad at his job. Just saying 49ers fans, even if you do pay him, shit could still go sideways.

I would personally pay him and then do what you can to try and keep Deebo in the future. Deebo is the better player but he’s also less reliable health-wise. If Deebo goes down and Aiyuk isn’t there the offense takes a big hit. If Deebo leaves but you keep Aiyuk you still have the big deep threat and McCaffrey probably plays more of a Deebo role. Deebo is slightly older too. The biggest hurdle might be whatever Aiyuk is asking for. It’s probably too much but he’s got leverage.

I just wish the 49ers would do something so we can stop the Aiyuk watch. It is very tiring. We’ve run out of shit to say, we need progress.