The Bortal Gun
Apr29
on April 29, 2014
at 12:01 am
I’ve seen the Bortles – Portal jokes popping up from time to time and I just wanted to illustrate it. 7 years after it would have been a topical reference. Aww yeah, that’s me, always up to speed. Tune in Thursday for a Gulf War joke
A R E Y O U S T I L L T H E R E ?
7 Years? So we can expect Spygate/18-1 references some time soon?
i don’t get it someone please explain
bring back the too much mustard guy
Hey Dave, what’s your opinion on the Donald Sterling scandal and do you think it will ever happen in the NFL?
That’s a strange question, but probably not. From what I can tell Donald Sterling has been a racist asshole for a long time and the only reason people noticed this time was because TMZ picked it up. If they haven’t done anything about it by now, they probably wont this time. Maybe fine him, but fines can’t really hurt Billionaires.
As for the NFL, I think anything is possible, but not terribly likely, especially after Sterling happened. I think the NFL would come down hard on the perp though, since the NFL is all about keeping up appearances.
I love Dave, and The Draw Play. That being said, the offseason is strong with this one. That being said, I’m not the guy that has to come up with football-related comics multiple times a week in stupid April
I’m pretty much at the point where if I have even the slightest dumb idea, I have to make it, because there just isn’t anything happening. I’m really dreading June-July.
Blame Roger Goodell for moving the draft back for no coherent reason.
The draft was moved back because the Radio City Music Hall was booked, and they didn’t want to move to a different location.
And funny enough the event that ended up getting postponed.
You could always have Michael Sam drop in on Te’o and Tebow’s smooch fest…
Wow, this might top the c2-401k joke for loudest groan heard round the internet.
I didn’t see that coming, made me laugh.
By the way Dave, you mentioned you had something big planned for the 10 year anniversary of Ringless Rivers, didn’t the anniversary happen already? Or are you waiting for the draft?
I will be expecting that Gulf War joke Thursday.
More like 3 years old because of Portal 2’s release in 2011.
If you look into it, you might find that Portal 2 had another game that was similar that came a few years before it.
Can’t find Sexy Rexy, unless it’s that smear of pixels on the side of the camera in panel 1.
I’ve been waiting for a “Bortles and James” joke, but maybe that is too obscure for you youngsters.
I think the Sexy Rexy is on the camera in the first panel.
I’m just happy you murdered Blake Bortles. Do it some more so the Texans don’t pick him.
I just want to say that Chell looks like a dude wearing a tank top…
Captain, where are you when you’re needed?
LOL. The tag is “Cake or some shit”
JAGUARS ACTUALLY WORE THESE UNIFORMS FOR COLOR RUSH
DAVE YOU’RE A LEGEND