Taking A Week Break, For Me
Feb28
on February 28, 2022
at 12:01 am
It’s the offseason, none of the ideas I have in the pipeline are particularly time-sensitive so I want to save them for the drier times, and free agency doesn’t start for another 2 weeks. Unless Rodgers dies or something, I’m gonna take the week to catch up on some much-needed errands/projects/dying over and over to that bullshit shield stomp attack fuck you that hitbox shouldn’t be that large why can’t I hit him more consistently fuck this game fuck you fuck fuck fuck I should have rolled mage.
Thank you, Dave, for legitimately making me laugh out loud at home, especially with the alt-text. Enjoy your time!
RIP
Dave Rappoccio 1988(?)-2022
A loving Husband and Son; and a Pessimistic Giants Fan
Death by Hanging Himself after dying 4,918,354,745,957,234 times in Elden Ring
We will always remember his comics that made us laugh on every Monday, Wednesday,and Fridays
Note: This Post is not intended to offend anyone, I apologize Dave if I accidentally offended you in any way shape or form.
I died 20 Times trying to kill the first boss, Good Luck to Anyone playing the Game, and hope you don’t get your soul crushed while playing the game
So do you actually have an ‘ELIte’ shirt?
I’m thinking you could make some money selling DP merch. Ever consider it?
I’d rock a Billy Five Aces shirt, but there are probably likeness rights to consider.
Can confirm, mage is fun
I started a dex build Samurai. I am also regretting not going mage, but I’ve done a dex build for my first run through every other Souls game, so I’m just keeping it consistent (unlike those little gremlin motherfuckers who hit me through the wall that I can’t hit them through).
I always go strength melee on my first play because I like big smashy weapons and dodging around, probably because Bloodborne was my gateway game
It took a while but I finally found a good smashy sword and now i’m kicking ass
Parrying is your friend!
I hate the parry mechanics in Souls. It was much better in Bloodborne and Sekiro, in Souls I just get hit half the time because the windows never make sense to me
I’m not into self-flagellation, so I will likely never play Elden Ring. But based on the trailers I saw, I really think Joel Haver nailed it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MW-qdNoYA
Have you managed to topple the dreaded chest-high wall?!
I could handle a knee high wall but a chest high wall? No way that’s Insaneo style.
Thats a good video, but chest high walls are barely even a thing and most of the enemies hop right over them so I feel like it’s critiquing a different game
the part where he fast forwards the NPC dialogue though, that hit home, everyone speaks so damn slowly in souls games
if i wanted to die that often id play binding of isaac
Understandable. Have a nice day.
Your better then me. I just wait until mods it to something easier and then play. Its a far more fun game then