Secret Agent Gronk
The ironic part of this comic is that it might legitimately be the smartest Gronk I have portrayed yet in here on TDP.
Gronk is too beautiful for this earth. He went to a wedding (No it wasn’t Maclin’s, just wanted to make another Walrus drawing) and intercepted the bouquet and spiked it. To be honest it looks pretty rehearsed, but even so, he’s still too beautiful for this earth. What did we do to deserve the platonic ideal of the happy go lucky goofball dumb jock? Oh, maybe we only got him on the caveat that he’s a Patriot. He’ll forever be the guy the rest of us mention as a side note when we say we hate the Pats. I HATE THE PATRIOTS…except Rob Gronkowski, you can’t hate him. You really can’t. He’s the human embodiment of a golden retriever.
I bet if Gronk was a secret agent he’d want his martini sixty and nined.
Gronk is one of those players I am terrified we will find out one day is actually a super heinous person behind closed doors. He’s just too pure a fun, ridiculous, impossible-to-hate goofball for there not to be something sick lurking in the shadows. I hope I’m wrong though, because I do love Gronk.
I don’t know if he can be considered as the player people loves to hate but he have been a very entertaining figure so far.
Gronk doesn’t seem like an asshole, unlike Manzel
The new James Bond movies suck
I thought Skyfall was outstanding, but the rest of the Daniel Craig movies have been disappointing, which is a shame since he’s a great actor.
tbh probably my favorite thing in this comic is Maclin being in his Chiefs uniform at his own wedding, with a tie. Cracked me up lol
So there’s three people at the wedding with laser ranging weapons? Well maybe, it’s a football player’s wedding after all.
What’s that 4th red dot from?
Probably shouldn’t have free-handed the laser beams, the one on the left has a curve, which is not possible without a black-hole level gravitational field. There’s probably a Gronk joke somewhere in there.
I take issue with panel 9, even though well drawn, Gronk would never spike anything leading with the wrong foot.
How many days until football?
Straight lines are overrated
91 for the Thursday game; 94 for the first Sunday
So there’s three people at the wedding with laser ranging weapons?
bro do you even watch james bond
Hell yeah! More Andy Reid. Bring more walruses.
There’s only one smart Gronk, and he hung out with Johnny Alpha.
Know your 2000AD, people.
How does Gronk get away with being a goofball but Cam Newton doesn’t?
1. White
2. Gronk is always happy and pleasant, Cam Newton has the audacity to show other emotions
I love the Sam Fisher night vision goggles in a brightly lit room.
If Gronk gets compared to 007, I’d say maybe Roger Morre would be a good fit. Just get him to say some bad puns and give him countless gadgets and you get something.
Also some really over the top villains who dies in a over the top manner (i.e. Live and Let Die)
Gronk and Marshawn are our two beautiful treasures from the NFL. They had great chemistry together in the sketch on Jimmy Fallon before Super Bowl XLIX. They really need their own show once they’re both retired.
The Browns managed to have a more questionably-timed cut than the Chiefs cutting Maclin right after his wedding, although the team didn’t know about the poor timing until afterward and immediately apologized for it.
They picked up a safety who went to high school locally, and then Ohio State, back in February as a reclamation project. He was scheduled to throw out the first pitch at the Indians game on Friday. They cut him Friday, a few hours before he was scheduled to throw out the pitch.