Saquon Barkley’s Favorite Classic Rock Album
Jul28
on July 28, 2018
at 12:01 am
Been slowly thinking about doing a bunch of classic albums but as football people/jokes/etc. This was the first one I came up with, but I want to do a whole set. If you don’t get this just google “Saquon Barkley Legs” and you’ll understand why we all call him Saquads now.
This is what I got so far:
Straight Outta Coughlin
Ziggy Ansah And The Sackers from Mars
Nevermind the Bullocks Here’s the Sex Cannon
The Kevin White Album
London Fletcher Calling
Johnny Manziel At Folsom Prison
In the Court of the Crimson King Dunlap
What else you got
The Number of the Beast Mode
Tomlin out of Hell
Highway to Bell
Wish You Were Gurley
Appetite for Roetlisbergers
Dark side of the moon.
Watt out of hell.
Mack in black.
Dak side of the moon*
I assumed you were going with Warren Moon.
Tom Brady and Jerry Rice: Kids See GOATs
Suh Ranch
Vulgar Display of Prater
A Fever You Can’t Josh Sweat Out
Tom Brasy and the Heartbreakers
Mack Outta Hell
Dr. Nealgood
The Number of the Beasley
Ryan Theory
Gage Against the Machine
*Brady
The Number of the Beastmode
Ghost to the Post in the Machine
Austin Collie and the Infinite Concussions
VitaVeaLogy
The Collie one is outstanding.
Shit I was gonna say In the Court of the Tavarres King
The Di’Vision Bell
Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Julius Peppers’ Lonely Hearts Club Band
Kaepestry
Deangelo Hall and Sammie Coates
Joe Montana’s Garage
Caress of Steel Curtain
The Royal Cam Newton
Breakfast in America’s Team
Fragile (it’s just the original Yes album cover but instead of a planet breaking apart it’s Sam Bradford)
Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Julius Peppers’ Lonely Hearts Club Band
Goddamn that’s beautiful
Seriously I am so using these A+++ work, PanthersFan
‘Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness’ is definitely the leader in the clubhouse.
Although ‘Kaepestry’ cracks me up too….
Pet Sounds
Written and produced and Mike Vick.
Am I doing it right?
LOL, that’s perfect.
He could follow it up with “Hounds of Love” (orig. by Kate Bush).
Elecvic Beasleyland
Von in the U.S.A.
Crabtreey Road
Tangled up in Hue
I tried posting the album “Tangled up in Hue”, but it didn’t show up.
So I’ll go rogue and suggest a band name instead:
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Couch, Detmer, Pederson, Wynn, Holcomb, Garcia, McCown, Dilfer, Frye, Anderson, Dorsey, Quinn, Gradkowski, McCoy, Delhomme, Wallace, Weeden, Lewis, Campbell, Hoyer, Manziel, Shaw, McCown, Davis, Griffin, Kessler, Kizer, Mayfield and Young
Lmao this is hilarious
DeShone Remains the Same
Need a way to upvote these!
Smell the La’roi Glover
LOL! Tap!
Intravenous DeMarco?
Sharpe Sandwich?
Intravenous DeMarco & Sharpe Sandwhich… so perfect!
A. J. Green (an album by R.E.M.)
Matthew Stafford Sings The Blues (an album by Everlast)
Dizzy Up The Gurley (an album by Goo Goo Dolls)
Remanning in Light (an album by Talking Heads)
Chiefs So Unusual (an album by Cyndi Lauper) – oh man draw Andy Reid on this cover
I was trying real hard to do a good Remain in Light one but all I got was Remain in Matt Light and I wasn’t sure anybody would remember him
I remember Matt Light because I grew up around the Purdue campus!
Trying to think, would you do Archie, Peyton, Eli, & Cooper for the four faces or just leave off Cooper and let Peyton’s forehead take up that 4th square, LOL?
For that you do The Notorious Manning Brothers and put Archie, Payton, Eli, and a horse.
More Songs about Mannings and Food?
Gordon, Josh: Legalize It!
It’s only Ricky Proehl
Like a Spergon
Goff the deep end
The Slim Brady lp
what, no love for Primus’ Browns Album?
Nevermind by Jay Cutler
Appetite for Concussions
Followup: It’s So Easy to just replace the skulls on the mainstream cross-tattoo album cover with high-profile CTE victims … a bigger challenge would be working in the inner-sleeve art that they *couldn’t* use on the album cover.
Is it weird to say Leonard Fournette has bigger legs? It’s weird, right?
Goff the Wall
Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Butt Fumble
I heard they SUCK live!! (Browns, album by NOFX)
They’ve actually gotten WORSE live!! (also Browns, album also by NOFX)
Run The Jules (Edelman, album by Run the Jewels)
The Predator (Big Ben, Album by Ice Cube)
Life after Dez (Cowboys, Album by Biggie)
Midnight Migrators (Colts, album by ATCQ)
Three finger death punch – Way of the cast (JPP)
Appetite for Construction (Blake Bortles, album by GnR)
Hotel Mexico (Vick, album by The Eagles)
Run-DRC (Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, album by Run-DMC)
Blood-Sugar Checks, Tragic (Cutler, album by RHCP)
Seargent Pierre-Pauls lonely hard club hand (JPP, Beatles)
I wanna be deflated (Patriots, Song by the Ramones ironically off the Road to Ruin album)
Matt out of Hell (Matt Forte retires instead of staying a Jet, album by Meatloaf)
…Baby 11 more times. (Antonio Cromartie, album by Brittany Spears)
41(Tom Brady’s age this Friday, album by Adele)
Gronk side of the Poon (I’ll see myself out)
“Seargent Pierre-Pauls lonely hard club hand (JPP, Beatles)”
Well done, sir. This one is brilliant. Nearly fell out of my chair!
Double Nick Foles on the Dime
Odelay Beckham Jr
Fear of a Black Player… Kneeling During the National Anthem
Saquonlung
Roger GooDoolittle
Odelay Beckham Jr my god man that’s brilliant
Here’s one nobody will ever get: Strange Kirk Cousins from the West
Thought of some more after going through my old CD collection. Hope it helps everyone if I list the original band again.
Foles Moon Fever (an album by Tom Petty)
[What’s the Story] Mornhinweg Glory? (an album by Oasis)
Tim Tebow (an album by The Replacements)
The Unforgettable Mirer (an album by U2) – anyone remember Rick Mirer?
Reggie White Blood Cells (an album by The White Stripes)
Blood Sugar Sexy Rexy Magik (an album by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
I have a Rick Mirer jersey!
I found it at goodwill for 2 bucks and wear it to troll Hawks fans since it’s #3
Tatum Eyes to Paralyze
Born Elway
Psalm 69: The Way To Gronk’s Seed And The Way To Suck Eggs
Death By Sexy (Rexy)
Steal This Crab! (by Jameis of a Winston)
Tiny Hands… Passes from The FedEx Field Gift Shop
Fear of Music City Miracles
I feel like we need some Falcons themed Outlast albumns:
SouthernplayalisticAlexMackmuzik (Alex Mack)
ATLFreemans (Devonte Freeman)
Ryanmeni (Matt Ryan)
Jakeonia (Jake Matthews)
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below (I got nothing – sorry)
Ridleywild (Calvin Ridley)
Bonus Dungeon Family album:
Tevin in Darkness (Tevin Coleman)