Sam Bradford gets a checkup
Aug26
on August 26, 2014
at 12:01 am
Bradford’s career is crazy. He got so much money when he was drafted that he helped change rookie contracts forever. He’s also never seemed to have a fair chance. If he wasn’t hurt (like his final college year, and like half of his pro career) he had no offensive weapons to help him. His best receiver during his entire career was Danny Amendola, another player made of glass. We’ll never know what exactly the former top overall pick was capable of at the NFL level, because I doubt he’ll ever start again. He’s done as a ram, and he’s never going to get more than a backup job with his mediocre play up to now.
I do NOT want to know what part of Sexy Rexy’s anatomy THAT is.
It’s like… I want to look away, but I can’t.
it’s the most important part
The sex canon of course. It’s adjacent to the dragon.
I can’t wait to see a Sexy Rexy vs Johnny Football Browns comic. Anyone agree?
Josh Gordon may keep it stewing for a week longer…
I feel so bad for Bradford. Guy’s career has been nothing but bad break after bad break.
I think he’ll get the starting job somewhere else, for a team like Tampa Bay who needs someone other than Mike Glennon if he chokes on all the playoff hype, but I’m pretty sure the Rams are sick of him at this point. He could also become a quality backup somewhere. Who knows, maybe he could go to Tennessse and join the Injured Disappointment club with Jake Locker.
I don’t think there is playoff hype for Tampa. And I don’t think Glennon can choke as a backup QB
First of all, Hurr durr I forgot McCown was the starter, and secondly, they do have a bit of playoff hype, there’ve been a few noted any lists that have picked them as a wild card.
Ten bucks says he signs with the raiders or someone next year, wins comeback player of the year, goes to a conference championship – but loses. 2016 he tears his knee again and calls it a career.
You have no idea how hard I lol’ed at the idea of the Raiders making the AFC Conference Championship in 2015.
Or 2016, 2017, or 2018.
Aw, isn’t that cute…you think the Raiders will be successful…
I was just using the Raiders because they were the first team I thought of that sucks and has a void at QB. Every other usual suspect(Browns, Jets, Jags, Vikes, etc.) has someone they’re trying out already.
If he’s healthy & affordable, the Texans may give him a shot next year. They have the weapons to work with, an O-Line that can protect him, & a defense to support him. They just need a QB that can run the offense better than Fitzpatrick & be cheap enough so they can pay the massive contract that J.J. Watt is gonna get next year
At least he will always be a ProFootballMock legend…
It is 2017 and people keep paying Bradford close to starter money.
It’s 2018 and the Cards paid him 20 million to get cut six weeks in