Russell Wilson has an idea
Aug01
on August 1, 2015
at 12:22 am
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans.
To be…continued?
Suck it poors
The Draw Play
A football comic by Dave Rappoccio
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans.
To be…continued?
Suck it poors
To be honest, Wilson is a really great quarterback. He had a 100 passer rating in his first two seasons and tied with Manning for most rookie TDs thrown in a season. Yet, if this guy really is our franchise QB, then maybe we can save room for the bigger money later? Its his first extension and he already has $87.6 million.
He really is. If you’re building a team from scratch, he’s basically my #2 (#3 if Belichick is the coach). I’d take him ahead of Luck, just because he’s smarter– less raw talent, but man, this kid knows what to do. If he had half of Luck’s weapons (or half of Luck’s O-Line), no one would doubt. I will never forgive John Fox for not taking Wilson, and instead taking Brock freaking Osweiler.
If Luck had a defence that allows him to win with two touchdowns and a field goal on average and Marshawn Lynch running behind him, who knows what he could do? And let’s not pretend Indy’s O-line is any better than Seattle’s.
Well Luck in my opinion is better than Wilson. But Wilson is still a big piece of the team. A lot of people claim Wilson is overrated because he hasn’t gone for 4,000 yards. He’s mobile yet throws 26,26, then 20 TDs. If you had Lynch have less carries and Wilson runs less often, then I am pretty sure he’ll throw for many more yards. Lynch will be done in 2017 so it gives Wilson a lot more chances to take this offense to the air.
That reminded me of a poll that occured during Wilson’s college highlights which pops up after he was drafted. The poll had said “Who will have the better career” and despite Wilson leading, I think Osweiler had a big percentage too.
With every new QB contract, the Joe Flacco deal seems less and less absurd. Also how about one about Drew Brees and his nearly-$30,000,000 cap hit? We’re due for some crazy Sean Payton.
How about the absurd amount of dead money the saints are dealing with all together? Their cap situation is disgusting.
Even miami with SuhNami next year and Oakland at the end of al Davis had better cap situation.
The Dolphins don’t have any cap issues even though it was a mistake numbers-wise to sign Pouncey, Tannehill and Suh to big paydays on the same offseason. Aponte is a cap magician and she’s the one structuring the contracts. And the Raiders were still worse. The Jets at the end of Tannenbaum’s stint there were sort of comparable to the Saints.
The curse of the nfc south. One team seems to be mortgaging it’s future as soon as a different one gets out of the red. Carolina did it to catch the saints, and now it’s swinging back the other way.
I really really REALLY hope Russell doesn’t bust
Good job this isn’t a baseball comic. The greenbacks getting luzzed about in hardball are approaching Andy-Dalton-in-primetime levels of stupid.
Why? Are you like 5’5?
I meant to ask L7 not you
If Russell Wilson is this short then if I was ever portrayed in this comic I’d be near-microscopic.
Why? Are you like 5’5?
5’10. Not much shorter than Russel Wilson but I digress.
this isnt an elite moneyfort imo
Joe Flacco is a multimillionaire and still can’t get out of his mom’s basement. Baltimore’s house market must be brutal.
It’s hard to find a house when they get burned down during their open house.
Why is Tony Romo never in the money fort comics? I know you’re a giants fan but he does have a pretty big contract.
Him and Jay Cutler will have a role to play very soon
I just didn’t have a good way to work them in yet
Stay tuned.
Spoiler alert: Romo throws a ball, only for it to be intercepted by a lit don’t care bear cigarette butt. The ball ignites on fire and is deflected towards fort elite moneys, bringing a sad (but not as sad as the end of ksk at the hands of uproxx to make room for uproxx sports)and fiery end to their cash.
But then Sex Cannon saved the day by launching Neckbeard’s whiskey to deflate the flame of blingless bolo’s revenge from hobo sean Payton’s quest to keep all cyborgs ringless.
If eli gets a contract will you use him, and will rothlisberger get in soon
Have you thought about adding some of those “Poors” to the comics? I’d like to see what all the cap-casualties would have to say about Money Island.