Rad Rex
May19
on May 19, 2015
at 12:01 am
Rad Rex
Rad Rex: The Throw Warrior
Rad Rex: Beyond Superdome
Rad Rex: Dragon Throw’d
If you haven’t seen Mad Max yet why are you reading this comic or surfing the internet, go watch Mad Max. Give it all of the money.
I was originally planning on going to see Age of Ultron instead of Mad Max, but after learning that all the cars in Mad Max are real and not CG’d, including the gigantic truck filled with flamethrowing guitar amplifiers and a guitar that is both a fully functional electric guitar and a fully functional flamethrower, Age of Ultron can take a back seat.
Did Sexy Rexy just join the Raiders; Ryan Tannehill just got 100 million, showing just how expensive even average Qbs are. If this season isn’t a playoff one at the very least, Miami will enter cap hell with nothing to show for it.
Stop doubting Aponte’s cap magic. Remember when they were supposed to be handcuffed this season thanks to Fireland’s irresponsible overpaying on mediocre free agents and then they brought in Suh, extended Pouncey and now Tanne? Fun times.
I love how the raiders are played by the Raiders…
In all reality Rexy would have totally overthrown that bomb and it would safely explode far away from the Raiders.
On an unrelated note, Robert Kraft has dropped his appeal and the number of Pats fans calling for his head is hilarious.
“Guys, we’re not going to win this. Pick your battles.”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU GUTLESS WORM YOU ARE WORTHLESS POOR TOM HAS TO PLAY FOR YOU”
Who is the NFL equivalent of that War Boy? Nick Foles?
Just went back to pore over the comic in search of this edition’s Sexy till I realized my error. Feeling kind of dumb right now.
Dave I would like your permission to make a T-shirt out of the last and third last slides.
money.
OMG REXY KILLED A BUNCH OF XKCD CHARACTERS