The Puppy Bowl No One Wanted
Feb01
on February 1, 2018
at 12:01 am
Don’t you pee on the carpet down there, I’ll rub your face in it
ANNUAL PUPPY PUN POSTING TIME!
Pom Brady
Fetcher Cox
Nick Water Bowels
Doug Pee’d erson
Robark Craft
Zach Grrrrtz
Bichon Jeffrey
Great Dane Johnson
Nelson Wagholor
James Hairyson
Roger Not A goodboy dell
Jerry Bones
Stefon Digs a hole in the backyard
Tyrod Terrier
Robbie Goulden Retriever
Paxton Leash
Ha Ha Clinton Digs
Barkus Mariota
Delanie GO FOR A WALKer?
Chew Chew Smith Schuster
Jay Muttler
Collie Kaepernick is not on a team because when asked to do simple stuff like sit or roll over he fails completely
McAdog is the kind of dog who would lock the toilet that wasn’t flushed after someone uses it.
*lick
McAdog is the kind of dog who would hump your leg while you in bed with a hangover.
OH OH BEN MCADOG IS THE TYPE OF DOG WHOSE OWNER HAS TO CONSTANTLY REPLACE THE GLASS SLIDING DOOR… and I bet he eats drywall.
Ben McAdog is still barking at that dog with the slicked back fur that’s barking at him from that window over the bathroom sink.
Fetcher Cox sounds like the name of a fluffer
Nick Bowels? Or Nick Bowls? Either way…
“Nick Water Bowels”
I don’t think you thought that one through, Dave
Rob GRONK-Husky
Alex Sniff
The Dog Play by Dave Ra-pup-ccio.
Awwww no Alex Smith comic
Airdale Rodgers
The NFL Red Rocket Zone Network
Jay GrAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOden
Sterling German Shephard
Le’ve-on the couch again.
Amari Pooper Scooper
Jeremy Heal
Giovani Saint Bernard
JJ WATT DID YOU DO!
Josh Dachshund
Dennis Pitbull
OLD SCHOOL:
Vince Lombarky
Dick Buttsniff
Air Bud Grant
Jethro Pug
Ed Poodlelac
I’m still a fan or Bowowkowski
That last dog is my spirit animal. (Although I can’t get 100 percent on-board with cats ’cause I’m allergic, but still…)
Fuck cats.
Jack-Russell Wilson
He spends the whole thing just running in circles.
Justin Pug
Paul Barkins
Sterling German Shepard
All I got for now
#CatPeople4AFL #IAmABlatantPartisan
Also, I’ll take the Eagles as the underdog.
AndHe Peed
I love this one
Danny Amendogla
Bill Belichien
Barquis pees-on-Flowers
Brandin Cooks-er Spaniel
Malcolm Muttler
Stephen Dauchskowski
Jimmy Garapolab
Jimmy Garo-pug-o
Im sorry that was absolute crap
Cat puns because why not
Feline Manning
Richard Purrman
Colin Catpernick
The Pit Bull Steelers
The Dachshund-ville Jaguars
The Shiba-go Bears
The New Yorkie Giants
Uh… Barkevious Mingo? Don’t even need to change it.
Brock Rottweiler
YES
Barkavious Mingo
Dog Marredbone and Cocker-Spaniel Hackett blew it with time management and play selection in the Championship round or the Dachshundville Tug-o-wars would be in the Puppy Bowl.
Barkevious dingo obviously
Refs barked up the AFC Chompionship Game. They barked it up real good boy. *whines uncontrollably*
Is Tywoof Taylor good enough for the Barkalo Bills? Some say yes because he’s the first to get them to the playoffs since Doug Poodle. Others say they’ll ship him off to the Cleveland Hounds and then draft Barking Mayfield or Mason Bulldog.
Ok that’s all I got. I’m trying too hard
DeBarko Furry
Blake Borkles