Pope Francis Tweets His Support
Looks like this old comic I made was proven to be the word of god all along.
The Pope officially blessed the Saints this past week! I guess they are now officially on a mission from god. It kind of explains how good the team is. They should be mediocre but Teddy is keeping them scraping by during these trying times. The Saints are battle tested and hard. They are well coached and set up for success. I can’t wait to see how our lord and savior fucks them over in the playoffs this season.
Big ups to the pope’s social media team for not understanding hashtags. I guess that’s to be expected. They aren’t gonna stick a Wendy’s-esque group of teens in there to have the pope give clapback tweets. Honestly if the church wanted to be hip with the kids they’d have the pope tweet dank memes instead of covering up priest misbehavior. Priorities.
I did like the sheer coincidence of the pope giving the Saints his support at the same week the Cardinals beat Atlanta in two different sports. I’m not religious man but…maybe Tebow was onto something. Truly the powers at be hate Atlanta, that’s what I take from all this.
when the alt-text is the realest ish you ever saw
I’d cry in Braves, but the Cards hit that too
You are the real Prophet here Dave. That throwback comic reveals that we do not deserve your incredible wisdom and foresight. Also, Who Dat! 28-3 LOL, and completely unrelated to the Saints but still…..The Cowboys lost to the Jets. That’s hilarious. It’s like Darnold came back in his bubble from the IR Bar and held a kissing booth on the field and the Cowboys just elected to take the L.
My Jags fan buddy and I had a standing bet that whoever lost had to sing the Veronica Mars intro in jags/saints swag and post it to our Instagram permanently. When he found out that his holiness was in full support of New Orleans he lost all hope.
UGA lost to the Gamecocks as well
Bird teams are Georgia teams’ kryptonite
But the Falcons are a bird team.
Upon further reflection I retract my objection.
As a diehard Falcons, Braves, and UGA fan I can say in all honesty that nothing surprises me anymore. I live in a perpetual coulda shoulda woulda world where the only thing guaranteed is that we will make history as the loser.
P.S. soccer doesn’t count as some writer said last week Atlanta United is too new to have been cursed.
Ugh, this season has gone all wrong for us. This was supposed to be our big opportunity. The Panthers and Saints both lost their starting quarterbacks. The Bucs were still sucking. Our schedule seemed fairly easy. Now we easily look like the worst team in the South. At least we don’t have to worry about people saying that we’re choking, cause you have to have leads to blow them.
Knowing these Falcons though, they’re going to wait until we have zero chance of making the playoffs and then start winning a bunch of games to put is in the middle of the first round again. Ugh…
As is tradition
Thought it was weird that the processional at the Vatican this week was performed by U2 and Green Day.
For one second I thought that was Julio Jones from the Falcons. Makes sense that it’s Fitz from the Cardinals lol
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