Pollard the Inventor
For those of you who are probably wondering what’s with the ultra contrived set up for this gag, yes, this item is real. Bernard Pollard invented a plastic tray for bathrooms meant to go on the sink and give you counter space. Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.
First off, congrats to Mr. Pollard, Entrepreneur. Also Patriot Killer.
I have yet to try the product, to me it looks like it makes it just extra difficult to reach the sink and while it says it folds up tight I think it might still seem bulky. But who knows, maybe it’s cool. I just hope one day we get a headline that is “Julian Edelman injures self in bathroom, blames sink accessory” and it’s revealed all this was just Pollard playing the long con. And yes, I am calling it now, Edelman is the next Pollard victim.
As a Pats fan, this is (mostly) hilarious, but he better not injure my Edelman.
It is really time for this offseason to end. Following the caricaturists now even the players go insane.
God damn it Dave, if something happens to Edelman I swear to god….
Pollard’s Patriot killing blood comes from his great great great grandfather, Benedict Arnold.
Dave you should start selling a framed version of Pollard’s face in the final panel. I’m sure any Pats fan will love to get that as a gift! All jokes aside, his face is priceless!
A perfect place to dump out cans of his energy drink, Bully Bling (also a real thing).
lol Pollard
All Patriot killing is hilarious.
I have to show this one to my mate Hayama, he’s as Tennessee daft as I am Miami.
That last panel
Was thinking the same thing. That evil face is a gem.
Who else wants to cover themselves in Sexy Rexy Spice? The only question I have is does it smell like 1st quarter Rexy or 4th quarter Rexy?
Welcome to the club Bernard, we’re having jackets made
It’s real sad he got cut last year by my ravens.
I’m happy about it.
Keep away from the Edelman. Also the Brady, the Gronk, the uh… Damn. Belichick changes the players more than I change my socks… Gostkowski? He’s the kicker. Who’s the punter? Damn. I don’t have this much trouble with the defense! Point is, Pollard better stay away from all of the Patriots because… Something about vengeance, I don’t care any more.
We… We don’t play the Titans this year!
*Rocks himself in the corner*
We don’t play them… We don’t play them… The bad man isn’t on our schedule…
Bernard Pollard is one of my favorite non-Jets players (not that there are many guys on the Jets I like) purely because he kills Patriots.