Nick Foles Goes To Injured Reserve
Nick Foles dead. Till like week 10 at least.
It was a pretty big bummer to see Foles go down on a heroic throw like that. The dude finally gets the Jags in the game against the Chiefs and then gets the Tony Romo special. Just like that, the Jags hopes die out, and they now get to ride the meme of Gardner Minshew for the foreseeable future. At least Gardner is fun looking. He reminds me of late-career give no fucks Kyle Orton. Maybe he’ll make the Jags fun in the Foles downtime.
It also feels important to pass IR off. I always felt like RG3 belonged there, but this offseason makes it clear that the true QB who belongs behind that bar is our good dead friend Andrew Luck. I couldn’t let that poor man spend his last few moments in the Draw Play as just a broken corpse. He deserves a place. This is a fitting place. Maybe he and RG3 can join up when RG3 finally retires/dies for good. Until then, this is Andrew’s bar now.
I will never tire of Nick Foles Dick Jokes.
Now I’m really questioning what Nick Foles is packing. Before it just looked like an enormous dong, one that made even Sexy Rexy sweat slightly, but this new comic implies that it’s actually more of a giant tentacle. Is BDN secretly the spawn of Cthulu? Are his genitals actually octopus tentacles? Does he star in hentai in his off-time?
These are the things you make me think about Dave.
So ironic you’re using a retro Dolphins font to do the IR logo. The whole team might as well be dead for all the wins they’ll get…
Why.
Someone pointed out that Gardner Minshew looks like the little brother of old Jim Tomsula the Mic Rula(remember him?), and I kinda agree with that. The Luigi to Tomsula’s Mario, if you will. A damn shame the Redskins and the Jaguars already played each other last season, bah. There’s some potential visual comedy there I think.
By the way, mentioning Tomsula right now reminds me: Rob Ryan is now on the Redskins. Only recently found out, I was getting curious about him since there was no news about him whatsoever, unlike the Unsexy Rexy who’s tried his hand at commentary and failed spectacularly, as well as being a meme for foot jokes.
Tomsula and Rob Ryan on the same team? HMMM.
How about it, Dave? If by chance you get to draw any Redskins comics this season, you can have Rob Ryan and the Mic Rula up to some wild antics on the sidelines while Jay Gruden facepalms or something.
Rex Ryan is not sexy rexy
He is Unsexy Rexy though
I’m glad this is where Andrew Luck ended up, comic-wise. His character deserves to still be around.
I agree. I’m glad Dave still has an excuse to draw Luck. He was always one of my favorite QBs.
Nick just needed to die to pass his Phoenix powers to Gardner.
I kind of love that Foles is going from “Big Dick Nick” to “Eldritch Abomination Nick”.
I prefer Eldritch Abomination Neck Glennon
yeah, was going to ask, is that his penis or a pube or wat
lovecraftian horror seems legit
From the game last night, Cam should cbe coming real soon
To go to a place where everyone knows your name.
You’re one step away from drawing Nick Foles tentacle porn
Honestly one of your best comics here. Got a bunch of different jokes, storyline of the reserve gets a new chapter. And you extend a couple memes with BDN and Gosh Darnit Andrew. Nice.
I was going to complain that finding comics without tags is too hard, but then I found the calendar. That’s a nifty gizmo. Through advanced mathematics I have calculated that your 1000th comic will come before the end of the season. Got anything planned or will you just draw from the action of whichever week it is?
He’ll skip some weeks for it to land on the SB.
In other news Gronk cured CTE.
All this is missing is the ‘big dick nick’ panel where he is pointing his fingers at you at the end of the comic.
When Breesus and Wentz arrive, warn them that Big Ben gets really handsy after a few drinks….
Missing the “Big Dick Nick” splash at the bottom. Or is that only on comics that don’t have a theme already?