The NC-84M Capitalism Encounters A Fully Operational Money Station
May08
on May 8, 2018
at 12:01 am
Matt Ryan got paid.
Good for him.
Insert your “Empire choked a 28-3 lead” joke here
The Draw Play
A football comic by Dave Rappoccio
Now, the wait for Rogers to renew. Is this going to be the first time someone already in the Elite Moneys is getting paid *again*?
Then Clowney’s on the horizon for the Texans. Is Watt going to have to talk down the D-line assault on the Dollar Star?
Matt Ryan already got paid once before.
Hasn’t been in a money comic yet though. Rodgers meanwhile has been there since the start.
So how does he escalate from the Death Star? I assume Rodgers will receive all 6 Money Stones and complete his Money Gauntlet.
How about when they come to test for PED’s:
“These are not the ‘roids you’re looking for”
I fully expect Matt Ryan in a Darth Vader look when we get to see him personally in the next Elite Moneys comic.
Then again, his face has to be visible like the others…
…Maybe we can give him something akin to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs. Might be hilarious if done right.
He’ll look like Kylo Lame
The Empire was better off building a fleet of tons of star destroyers than wasting their money on couple of giant balls, one of which with design flaw that got them blow up by a fluke shot and second not being finished and the emperor was too overconfident that the shield won’t get blown up due to some teddy bears.
Have we also ever figured out why the Stormtrooper uniform offers little to no protection, stands out, restricts movement and impairs the ability to see?
There’s a billion comics/novels/fans/wikis explaining it if you want an in universe answer.
I think Palpatine just liked high death counts to keep people motivated.
Really says a lot that a probable upcoming backup is demanding leadership. QB controversy on the money fort!?!??
Falcons be like, choking noise
And I’m one to talk
And just like the “real” Death Star, there is a weakness in the trenches that they forgot to cover up. As a Saints (living in the ATL) fan I hate the Falcons, but even I’ll admit Matt Ryan is a great quarterback who’s been held back by O-line play. I didn’t understand why they drafted another receiver first, since Ryan can make any receiver look good as long as he has time to throw.
They probably took cue from Jerry Reese and Marc Ross, ignore the offensive line.
Well actually Albany didn’t choke any lead because they didn’t lead in either of their first 2 games this season (1st vs Philly, 2nd at Baltimore), so you’re wrong. Also, Tampa > Orlando.
I honestly think Matt Ryan should be the emperor because he is the highest rank. kirk cousins should be darth vader
god fucking dammit
The Falcons are the Empire over the Patriots?
Thank you for keeping up the gag of tiny Russell Wilson. I enjoy it so much.
Is Matt Ryan the Battle of Endor of the NFL?
I can’t think of the player equivalent of an Ewok for that game.
You mean all the short, white wideouts for the Pats? Totally Ewoks.
Although that means Emperor Bill is really Admiral Ak-bill, Tom Brady is Mon Mothma (same haircut), and Gronk is Chewbacca.
PLEASE make a drawing of Gronk as Chewie.
he’s more the rancor
Yea in the non-bizarro world (in which we concocted to make the Pats the good guys) – it’s Emporer Bill, Bom Tady would be young Anakin (overrated and whiny), Wilfork the Hutt, and sure Gronk could be the Rancor. Rodney Harrison would be Boba Fett (hunts people and even got defeated by a fluke accident), and Jimmy G would be Obi Wan (“I loved you like a brother Anakin!”).
So, if Flacco gets released at some point, does he get jettisoned into space? He would no longer have elite moneys.
Rodgers should go super money 3 when he gets paid again.
If this is somehow a star wars reference, I don’t get it. However, Ryan deserved some money
First it was Star Trek, now Star Wars, next will probably be Aliens. Just one big mothership filled with pods of players that will eventually get big contracts.
Tide pods
So in two weeks when ARod’s contract is done, presumably he’ll be leading Starkiller Base. Or, I suppose, Capkiller Base. It can destroy multiple years of cap room at once!
I love how Joe has evolved from a childish brat to a badass
I swear to god, Blue Apron is dumping their wallets all over the place so they can sponsor people. Aside from that, great pull with the sponsorships. The start of something great
nooo why does jimmy g have to die
He’s a red shirt nobody, that’s why.
oh my that is quite the reference
Nice redshirt reference. Am I the only one who got that?
I really hate, that you mixed up Star Trek with Star Wars.
So this was fucking prophetic.