Miko Grimes Equals Drama Times
I love Miko Grimes. Not like, as a person, but as a source of endless entertainment. In case you don’t know who Miko is, she’s the…lets use the word “outspoken” wife of cornerback Brent Grimes. He of the Dolphins for many years, and now currently on the Bucs. Miko is a very brash personality and one of the few athlete wives who actually seem to publicly express her feelings. In that way she’s actually extremely refreshing. You know, in the “Look at this incredibly entertaining nutjob” sort of way. It’s nice to see someone who actually takes outspoken initiative for her athlete husband instead of being the good wife. Of course, this is Miko Grimes, so there are limits. It’s not the worst thing to have someone unafraid to speak their mind, because they can bring up topics many people don’t want to acknowledge. But at this point it’s not hard to speculate that Miko’s…tendencies to talk have actually hurt her husband’s career. Miko is a drama bomb of glorious megaton magnitude and I’m so so glad her husband doesn’t play for my team.
Brent’s release from the Dolphins is widely hinted to be the result of the Dolphins getting sick of the Miko distraction. Miko would frequently publicly call out other Dolphins players and staff in her very Miko Grimes way (read: rude and obnoxious). She especially seemed to have a hate-boner for Ryan Tannehill. But who doesn’t, amirite? Oh right, most people, because Ryan Tannehill is white bread, inoffensive on most levels.
Miko went off on Monday on her latest questionable rant, once again taking a shit on white bread man and following it up with some genuinely classy anti-semitic tweets about Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and GM Mike Tannenbaum. She called Tannenbaum Ross’ “Jew Buddy” and then doubled down on it, apparently not realizing what she said was, you know, not terribly good. It’s not a compliment to suggest Ross keeps his friend employed because they are Jewish and gotta stick together because Jewishness.
Then Jay Glazer told her to “shut the fuck up” (his words!) and she told Jay Glazer to “Suck My Dick”, which owned pretty hard because Jay Glazer is an annoying human meatball.
Edit: Changed my wording a little bit, I didn’t want to give the impression I have much respect for Miko, she’s nuts. Brent stuck his dick in crazy and then married that crazy. Kodos to him for taking one for the team.
Wait, isn’t part of Brent Grimes’ contract that Miko had to shut her Twitter down? Goddamn. I pray for Winston if he fucks up.
Not a Winston fan, so I look forward to the coming storm when Winston drops the ball (figuratively or literally).
I hate to say it, but she’s said it before that because Winston is a Black Quarterback he needs support not criticism. So I honestly think she’ll turn Winston into another Grimes nothing is ever his fault. She’s insane and classless on her twitter telling people to eat her shit, suck her dick, eat Ryan Tannehill’s cum, not to tell her what to do because she sucks Grimes dick, etc. I really can’t see how teams looked at Grimes tape last year and offered him anything. And then on top of that they knew she gets on radio, podcasts, social media, and tries to get on tv to blast the entire team/ownership.
When Grimes left Atlanta I was pretty upset due to the quality of player we were losing but hearing the things that she says now I am relieved that we never had to deal with the baggage.
I’m pretty sure after Grimes left she said shit about Matt Ryan dunno tho…..
I know it’s good to be outspoken and have your voice heard especially when in regards to a league like the NFL with a sort of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. But Mika needs to tone it back a bit, she really is making it hard for her husband to hold down a job. Missing out on an NFL contract that could pay millions is not worth it just so she can “keep it real”…
I would give away both of my kidneys to swap Miko’s personality with Gisele’s.
Sir, today you win the Internet.
While I agree it can be virtuous to speak your mind in the face of those who would have you keep quiet, I think it’s only virtuous if what you have to say isn’t completely asinine. Miko is giving great credence the old adage: “It’s better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
Wisdom, they say “Silence is golden, but eloquence is silver.” That said Mika is neither silent nor is she eloquent…
I wonder if she thinks that it’s like multiplying negatives? “Yeah, I’m WRONG but I’m also OBNOXIOUS so when you combine it…”
Eyyyy, love that Frank Grimes reference. Made an account just to point that out
eeeeeeyyy, someone got it, hooray
I can guarantee you that Miko Grimes does not have regular contact with any Jews.
Yeah in those Jew comments she’s sounding awfully racist. (don’t worry Miko, only white people can be racist according to the SJWs)
Can’t think of another NFL player whose wife may overshadow him in notoriety.
Why me
Don’t forget the very NSFW birthday cakes she makes for Brent. Yikes.
I heard this in passing while waiting for the Home Run Derby last night, but never caught a name.
Didn’t bloody NEED to, did I. Shoulda known. GOD £&@$ IT MIKO…
I loved Grimes when he was on the falcons, he was a great story and one of the best corners in the history of the franchise. Miko was an extreme issue though and I believe she is one of the reasons they didn’t resign him, which makes me extremely dislike her. Plus the fact that I dislike her in general.
It’s ok. She explained everything in a statement to ESPN.
“When I wrote ‘jew buddies’ I was speaking about how a lot of communities (Jewish, Christian, gay, sometimes fraternities and sororities) will hire their ‘own people’ for jobs before others. That’s a fact! Why people find facts offensive is strange to me. And now im a racist? Lmao! How?”
She added: “If what I said is racist or anti-Semitic, why isn’t it also racist to only hire their own? America is just an easily offended, fake reacting, bunch of cry baby a– p——! Anyone that thinks I’m a racist needs to build a f—— bridge and get over it. I’m not a racist, I’m a realist.”
This is one of those moments where she kind of makes an interesting point but it’s shrouded in so much idiocy you can’t take it very seriously. Groups of people hiring their own and the biases that implies throughout society is an interesting point, a great discussion topic. You want to know how to not approach that topic?
casually calling a couple of people Jew buddies and then claim it’s because you gotta keep it real
No, There was no interesting point whatsoever, she’s a Ghetto punk who speaks like Nikki Manaj.
Okay she’s calling him a “jew buddy”, but Mike T isn’t, but her new owners are. I hate her. I heard her crap when she was in Atlanta, live on the SC/GA border. Heard it when we signed Grimes. And hear her still. She’s prejudice and just plan stupid. I wish you wouldn’t have written anything about her she’s toxic and I wish Brent would get fired so we wouldn’t have to hear about her anymore.
She is pretty much a trailer park dwelling, CoD playing 14 year old child with awful parents. I have a feeling Grimes dreams daily of leaving her, but realizes it will cost him half his shit and/or use of his right eye and arm
If I go to the NFL I hope I don’t fuck up in her presence
Can we please get this woman onto Fox Sports.
I mean, shit, there is no way on earth that could not be must-see-television if she was giving analysis on games.
“That white boy there, he aint shit, he’s probably a Jew mother-f**ker looking at that nose, and I bet his daddy is on the board of directors” … etc etc etc
She’d be better than Joe Buck, that’s a fact.
I’s bet Ross be now all “THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN!” Too late fool!