JPP gets a notification
Jul21
on July 21, 2015
at 12:01 am
Sometimes I remember that Elisha is actually Eli’s full name and it brings me joy.
I wish football would come back
Sometimes I remember that Elisha is actually Eli’s full name and it brings me joy.
I wish football would come back
Like I said in the first JPP comic, Eli is a douche
He is also the NFL’s current iron man.
I guess being a douche bag is the secret to avoiding injury. Karma be damned.
I think I’ve been up for too long.
Either way JPP got memed
I always thought people were joking when they said Elisha, but nope.
No wonder he goes by Eli.
Sick burn there!
Is Operation Hot Manning still a go?
There is literally nothing wrong with being named Elisha.
In other news, AD is getting a restructure with more guaranteed money. Seems like the end of his holdout was due to a breakthrough in negotiations (“we’ll talk about it if you come to practice”) after all.
There needs to be a strip involving a bunch of fans holding up those giant foam fingers.
I am now dead
I can’t fart as hard as I used to
his middle name is Archibald. and he’s a III