Johnny & The King and a Dragon
Sep02
on September 2, 2014
at 12:01 am
YOU MANIACS
YOU CUT HIM. HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM AND YOU CUT HIM. THERE WAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR COMEDY AND YOU CUT HIM.
DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU BROWNS TO HELL
this is why you can’t have nice things, Cleveland
I’m not a fan of Andrew WK, but theme for this needs to start all Odd Couple-like before breaking into PARTY PARTY PARTY (see the opening for Team Four Star’s Hellsing Abridged for that – then watch what there is of that anyway, because it’s FREAKING HILARIOUS).
They’re making it sound like Rex will be back after week 1. They just cut him for this week to make his contract non-guaranteed.
This is why they’ll never win a Superbowl. They’ve cursed themselves now!
The browns don’t need a curse for us to know they will never win a superbowl. They are just bad. This isn’t like the ball between buckners legs where the red sox kept getting close but not finishing it. This is the cleveland browns. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
The Bears brought Rex to a Super Bowl…it didn’t go too well.
THE PROPHECY CANNOT END HERE ᴵᵀ ᶜᴬᴺᵀ
Too sexy for my Rexy
I keep thinking his chest hairs are trying to spell “S R”…’cause, you know, his chest hairs have a mind of their own.
But they’re spelling 69, because that’s so damn Sexy… I hope you saw that and I’m pointing that out unneccessarily.
On the actual news and content of the comic, all we can do is agree. All that lost potential… Also, there needs to be an All-Draw-Play team (although so far it mostly has QBs).
Ha ha…I didn’t want to stare too long!
It is a sad development, I agree. I was really hoping that there would have a been a game this season where the Browns blow out their opponent (it could happen…are they playing Dallas?) and bring in Rexy in the fourth to close the game. What joy that would have brought to those forsaken fans…
Are you getting a divorce?
The condoms from the Sexy Rexy box seem small. Is that a distance/foreground thing or are you hinting at something else…
Racist.
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, these are not your best posts…. (johnny and the king)
These are the best types of comics
NO
Boo Browns! You suck! (As always) bring back Sexy Rexy!