JJ Wildman
Feb12
on February 12, 2015
at 12:01 am
JJ Watt told everyone recently he was going to move into the woods in the middle of nowhere to train. He’s decided to Rocky it, and considering he was already the unanimous Defensive Player of the year, the only thing this can lead to is total offensive line devastation. All I can picture now is JJ Watt lifting heavy logs and eating deer alive in the middle of the wilderness.
I went through so many drafts of this comic because I had about 10 ideas and didn’t know what to settle on. I might have to revisit this scenario of JJ Watt in the wild as this off-season goes on as I think I have have some fun here.
Just when I thought J.J. Watt couldn’t get more amazing, he went out and did this.
He’s like a cheesy comic book superhero. He’s big, buff, and a great guy, amazing at what he does, performs superhuman feats with great ease, I am completely terrified of ever crossing him, and now he is training alone in solitude in an effort to get even better than he already is. All he needs is a cameo in the upcoming Avengers movie.
And not only that, he’s great with fans too, especially kids. You ever see him in pregame warmups?
This is my pure opinion, but Watt got robbed of the MVP.
Don’t get me wrong about Rodgers, after that amazing regular season, but what JJ did is something that we will likely never see again in the NFL for foreseeable future. Rediculous number of sacks, that intimidating pass rush, etc.
And who do the voters give the MVP to? A quarterback who pretty much choked during the NFC championship at the last two minutes.
Sigh. NFL bias about Defensive Players lives on….. #smh
The problem is that while defense does win games, individual players on the defense don’t. Case in point – the Texans went 9-7 and missed the playoffs despite J. J. Watt putting up absolutely insane numbers. Think about the best quarterbacks in the league right now – Brady, Manning, Rodgers, Romo – they all brought their teams to the playoffs.
Despite his dominance, the vast majority of teams would trade Watt for a franchise quarterback in a heartbeat.
The problem with your statement, Mike, is that the Texans would have been a 2 win team without Watt.
But last year they were a 2-win team WITH Watt.
yeah, because Watt had a down year.
I prefer to think of it as a 2-win team with Matt Schaub.
Well yeah, everything favors the offense in the NFL. Officiation, awards, highlights, etc. And while Rodgers did choke, you still have to understand what HE broughto the table in 2014
JJ Watt in the wild series of comics? Yes please.
Also when I heard he was going into the woods to train I had this picture in my head of that end scene from The Incredible Hulk where Banner is in a cabin in the woods trying to learn to control the Hulk.
Is he going to run into homeless Sean Payton?
Speaking of Sean, how about a ghost representation of the late Sean Taylor?
Yeah I’d be perfectly fine if this became a regular series.
Since you yourself mentioned Rocky, obviously the only true way to do this would be a training montage. Possibly involving him chasing bears up trees.
That bear’s spirit animal is Zach Mettenberger
Spirit human, you mean.
debatable
If you do bring back JJ Watt in the woods as a regular thing, I *love* the idea that he doesn’t talk btw.
Maybe you could have him practicing dance moves for the next Verizon commercial!
Apparently J.J. stands for “Jeremiah Johnson.”
Make it a series. JJ Wildman would be the new Don’t Care Bear Cutler
Great, now we’re going to have fans in the woods hunting JJ Watts.
I think you got it backwards…
nobody will ever take a selfie ever again
Are we just gonna ignore the cutest comic bear ever drawn or?
Sadly, JJ is now wearing that bear’s skin
Nah, J.J. appreciated the Bear’s dedication to the game and hustle, so he taught it to play defensive Tackle in exchange for being his sparring partner.
What the hell is up with JJ’s nose
He’s broken it pretty much every game that he’s played in.
Not broken, just had the bridge gashed open
Can you please do a comic where he chases the elusive Andrew Luck through the river of changing O-linemen?