JJ Watt gets paid
Sep06
on September 6, 2014
at 3:10 am
Some Texans players made fun of JJ Watt for being a boring football robot who never does anything fun. Watt responded by saying that his only goal was to be good at football and all that fun could come later.
After seeing the size of that contract I bet his teammates are taking football a little more seriously now
They just need 2 more elite moneys qb’s to make E.M.V.- Elite Moneys Voltron!
Cam Newton and Andrew Luck vs Watt and Quinn
So no more Fort Elite Moneys?
Rodger’s Casa de Lots Moneys is gone too. So is Dalton’s Fort Playoff Disappointment.
Joe: Crabs!
Andy: Chili!
Aaron: Cheese!
Colin: Hipster food!
Tony: Steak!
With your cap hits combined, I am…CAPTAIN CONTRACT!
Crab’s off, Joe, Jameis got there first…
Colin: Garden Burger!
Tran$Formers? Do they allow ride-ins in robot form? Don’t think so – plus they’d mangle a human when transforming.
That’s a Mobile $uit.
This is correct. Slight possibility of it being a mech…
As a Texans fan, I approve of this comic
You better make a Factory of Sadness comic next week…
On a semi-related note, does anyone else think JJ Watt looks like a man whose head kept growing, but his face never got the memo to keep up?
Yes…
That is called hgh…. Or barius bondus syndrome