Jalen Ramsey Snaps AJ Green
Hooo boy, lotta fights happened this weekend, huh? The 49ers and Cardinals had a big kerfluffle when CJ BedBathAndBethard took a hit when sliding, which resulted in 3 ejections. Then Jameis Winston, bastion of quality, poked a Saints player in the back of his head, causing a shove retaliation, causing Mike Evans to jump attack the Saints guy and throw a punch, getting himself suspended (but somehow not ejected). Of course, all fights were overshadowed by AJ Green double chokeslamming Jalen Ramsey while punching him. Now that’s a fight.
Anyone else get severe “Andre Johnson vs Cortland Finnegan” flashbacks with this one? Both felt very much the same. Smaller CB known for talking trash and being a dick finally gets the big cool giant who never gets mad to violently snap and kick his ass and then both get ejected. Jalen Ramsey is quite good and also seems like a dick trash talker, but AJ Green is usually such a big calm presence who nobody would ever expect to lose his cool. Suddenly Green is chokeslamming Ramsey to the ground and throwing punches and a boring game is interesting for a moment.
Seriously there were too many boring blowouts this weekend. Blowouts are fun when your team does the blowout, but from a neutral or other side standpoint it’s garbage football to watch. I was laughing for the first half as the Rams decimated the Giants, after that I was just bored, the game was decided already.
Side note: why would you punch someone wearing a football helmet? What sort of damage could you do that wouldn’t just be to your own hand? Of course, I’m a big softie who has basically zero temper whatsoever and has never felt an urge to genuinely punch anyone so I can’t say I’ll ever understand the mentality of a pro athlete in a violent sport who probably has to channel massive amounts of aggression on a daily basis.
I’m surprised AJ Green (as of this writing) hasn’t been suspended while Mike Evans has. Both basically did the same thing. Both were remorseful and apologetic. Evans wasn’t ejected but this doesn’t feel like a make-up punishment. Both should probably get one game off.
I leave you with a task. That final zinger in the comic Ramsey uses could really be replaced with anything. Let’s do a madlibs on AJ Green snapping. Replace the final taunt with any joke of your choice! You momma so dumb that…..
“The Bengals will never trade you, and this is as good as it’s ever going to get.”
too real man
At least he didn’t say AJ’s wife tasted like honey nut cheerios.
“She thinks the numbers on the jerseys represent your age. She’s really concerned about Cam Newton.”
“She hired an offensive coordinator that’s only ever worked college and got fired for being an alcoholic!”
Yo mamma so violent even the Bengal’s won’t touch her
“…she thinks Brady is the GOAT, not Dilfer.”
Yo mama’s so fat when I tried to swerve around her in my car, I ran out of gas.
“You mamma so dumb she thinks Andy Dalton will win a playoff game”
Yo mamma so fat that Obi Wan said “That’s no moon”
To be fair, AJ Green stood up for himself. The problem was the way he dealt with it. I’ve been in that situation before.
“Yo mamma so dumb she traded her real kids for Herschel Walker”
“…she thinks you were old enough to remember the Bengals last playoff win.”
“…that she thinks you can remember the last Bengals playoff win.”
“Yo mama’s so dumb that she thinks these two-tone helmets look good.”
Dang, not only did Evans get suspended, he didn’t even get to eat a W.
“Your backup QB is going to file a grievance and you should do the same”
“your Mama’s so dumb that she though you should’ve been traded to the Browns”
“She traded Jay Ajaii to the Eagles for a FOURTH”
AJ yo mamma so dumb she think Joe Flacco is elite
Nice.
I aksed yo momma where she from and she says “Idaho” and I say no bitch where you FROM not what you do
“Yo mamma so dumb she drafted you on her fantasy team.”
“Yo momma is so fat that every fat women were pulled from the planet and became trapped in the orbit to rotate around her, becoming her moons.”
Yo mama so fat when she was born, the hospital got stretch marks.
Hate to be that guy, but “whaling”, not “whaleing”.
Yo momma so dumb, she takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
“Yo momma so thirsty that she invited Primetime Andy Dalton over.”
yo momma so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Marvin Lewis took the Bengals when they were the Browns in suckitude, and made them mediocre. That deserves a lifetime contract.
yo momma so dumb I feel bad for her and want to assist her with her daily life in order for her to more fully experience life.
Not mine but,
Yo mama is so fat that spacetime actually bends and curves as you get closer to her, which explains perfectly why you’ve gone nowhere.
“Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Derrick Thomas was a better football player than Lawrence Taylor.”
Yo momma so dumb she dug up the hatchet with PrimeTime.
Yo momma so dumb she think Boomer Essaison smart
“Yo mamma so dumb she’s planning on calling the jets owner to sign you so your jersey matches your last name”
“Yo mama is so slow… when she raced against a pregnant woman, she got 3rd place.”
“Yo momma is so stupid she thinks 2016 Ghostbusters is a good movie.”
congrats on making joke that’s even worse than the movie
I do my best.
Damn, she is really stupid than
Yo momma so fat that doctors just put “no” for her BMI
“Yo momma is so fat she clogged the black hole!”
yo mamma so fat dora cant explore her