It’s Sanchize Time
So Foles took a nasty hit against the Texans and uh oh, his collarbone is broken and he’s out 6-8 weeks. AKA pretty much the rest of the regular season. In his place? Sanchez. Mark Sanchez. Mark the Buttfumble Sanchez. He’ll play on Thanksgiving. This gonna be good.
Honestly I don’t think Philly fans should be too worried. Foles hasn’t exactly been great this season and Sanchez is a quality backup, better than his reputation. Sanchez has also never had a good offensive coordinator or good offense to play in, and he might not be great but I think he’ll hold down the fort just fine. I’m personally more interested in Romo’s situation. Romo is a tough cookie who has played through lots of pain before, but if he suffers a bad hit like the one that took him down against Washington then it’s the Brandon Weeden experience for Dallas, and Romo to Weeden is a far bigger gap than Foles – Sanchez.
I want a Sanchez/Weeden thanksgiving game more than anything. Please Jerry, sit Romo. Don’t worry about the Giants, we just lost Prince for the year and look like garbage.
Also Rivers got slapped around by Miami. Something about Miami beats the hell out of Philip Rivers.
Edit: Sometimes I forget the mouseover guys, don’t panic. The site has been acting funny today and I’m lucky the comic even uploaded
I hate this division.
I don’t want hope. I hate hope, but now it’s almost the exact same situation as the NFC North from last year and now the Giants have a great chance to win the division, with two starting QBs out and one team is just trash. But no, they shit the bed against a mediocre Colts defense and now our best CB is out for the year.
Oh well we still HAVE FOUR RINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
It’s weird to think that we’re one Eli injury away from RG3 being the only opening day starter in the division who’s actually healthy.
So is it just my computer or is there no longer an alt text when you mouse over the text?
*mouse over the comic
Panel 4 made me spit out my coffee
Dave, why did you stop doing mouseovers?
Come on I accidentally miss one day and suddenly I stopped doing them?
Dave, we hold you to NFL standards, which means we base everything on one week’s performance. You stopped doing alt-text, Tom Brady sucks now, and Kirk Cousins is the savior of the Redskins.
Ohhhh now I see, I couldn’t find one on the Bumbleben comic either.
Hey at least now you know we’re reading them!
I like the second Riley Cooper reference in the past month.
The Riley Cooper jokes will never get old
I almost want Bortles to tweak something over here and see a Weeden-Henne matchup at Wembley. Just for gits and shiggles.
And yeah, Dylan, Dave missed the alt-text salt this time. I’ve had a quick peek at the HTML.
That would almost make the game entertaining! Now I kind of want that to happen too…
Thanks for letting me know that I’m not going crazy.
If Sanchez has seen us recently, he’s probably laughing his butt off.
He’s probably happy that he’s on the Eagles now.
Alt-text works fine for me and it’s glorious